We see Chris Oakley wearing a "BOND BRIGADE ON THE MARCH" t-shirt,and standing in what looks like part of a cemetery under an early afternoon sun;the caption RECORDED EARLIER TODAY can be seen in the upper left-hand corner of the screen. As he starts to talk,we notice what looks like a white marble headstone directly behind him,and at the top of the headstone are the words "Bastardo Family".
Well,well...now that Peasant Snarf and Johnny Awful have lost their titles,it's safe to say the Bastardo Family is starting to crumble.And speaking of the Family,El Supergeeko will probably be extremely disappointed and downright terrified to know that Los Monstros Azules are fully recovered from his sneak attack on them and will be returning to action very,very soon to collect some payback.Let me ask you guys a question:how does it feel knowing that your days as RDCW's number-one stable are rapidly coming to an end?I'll bet it must suck--one by one,every competitor,manager,and stable who's been screwed over by you goons is chipping away at your power base,and pretty soon,your (snicker) Family will be dead.And soon,I and a tag team partner whose identity I can't yet reveal will help shovel the last handfuls of dirt onto its coffin.To make a long story short,I'm throwing down the gauntlet for Joke Mama and Peasant Snarf to face me and my mystery partner in a no-holds-barred tag team bout anyplace,anytime....that is,if you're not too busy hiding behind Disgrace's skirts or Screwy Bastardo's oversized beer gut.After the Triple Threat match I had against Nowhereman and El Superbeasto at Rehash,I think it should be pretty clear even to you two first-grade dropouts that I'm willing to put my neck on the line in order to reach my goal.Can either one of you say the same?
Chris turns and walks off-camera;as the camera zooms in on the headstone,we can distinctly make out this inscription:BASTARDO FAMILY,2004-2005,REST IN PIECES.
Fade to black,then back to Madman Marcum and Mike "The Mouth" Monroe at ringside.
