King Snarf's music hits as he makes his way to the ring!
Alright, pipe down, we've got a lot to talk about and not much time to do it in! Now, as I'm sure you know, things didn't go quite as I hoped at Rehash. Roll the footage!
*The Cheese-O-Tron shows King Snarf with his barbed wire headlock locked on PenWing*
As you can clearly see, at this point in the match, PenWing was out of it. Now any competent, any compassionate referee, would've called the match. However, the ref allowed the match to continue. Just another clear cut example of the rampant bias and incompetence of the RDCW officials!
But that's not what I'm here to talk about. Y'see, it's come to my attention that one of RDCW's superstars has been living a lie. The Bastardo Family has found documentation implicating none other than PenWing himself of scandal! On page 34a of PenWing's official RDCW application, on the space where it clearly reads "This space to be used by RDCW; do not write in this space", PenWing had written "Okay". What does this mean? Well, quite frankly it means that PenWing was ineligble to compete in RDCW title matches, meaning the match at Rehash is null and void, meaning that I, King Snarf am still your World Champion!
*Crowd boos*
Marcum: Oh, thank goodness. I was worried for a while!
KS: Now, being a benevolent and magnanimous champion, I will allow PenWing to hold on to the title for a while. And, I will even grant him a rematch! However, as PenWing picked the stipulations for our last encounter, I pick this time. I will announce the match next week! Goodnight ladies and gentleman, the World Champion bids you adieu!
Marcum: Did you hear that, Monroe? King Snarf is still the World Champion!
Monroe: No he's not! Of all the lowdown, conniving, underhanded schemes! If PenWing refuses this so-called "rematch" some might say he's giving credibility to King Snarf's ludicrous claims. If he agrees, you can be damn sure Snarf is gonna do everything he can to stack the deck in his favor. I wouldn't want to be in PenWing's shoes, that's for sure!
