King Snarf vs PJP
PJP is standing in the ring, waiting for Snarf. Everclear's “When It All Goes Wrong Again” hits, but King Snarf is nowhere to be found.
Instead out comes Louie Bastardo!
"Greetings! I have a message from the REAL World Champion, one who respects the chain of bureaucracy, and understands the importance of filling out proper paperwork. He has the World Title rematch with PenWing to worry about, and thus cannot be bothered with non-title matches, especially against someone like PJP. Therefore, King Snarf regretfully forfeits the match!"
Monroe: Of all the arrogant, disrespectful... He can't forfeit!
Marcum: Of course he can! He's the World Champ! King Snarf has bigger fish to fry!
Monroe: He's no more the World Champ than I am! PenWing beat him fair & square!
Marcum: Well, fortunately, King Snarf's giving him another chance to prove himself!
James Fantastic vs Charlie
Tonight saw Family Business consolidate their threat to SD-6 as Charlie stormed to victory against James Fantastic, literally beating him into unconsciousness to claim the victory.
Charlie was first down to the ring, with Bill Williams and Howlerama in tow. All were armed, and Charlie carried a steel pipe and baseball bat. However, none of The Company were prepared for Fantastic, who emerged from under the ring as The Company were ringside, taking down Bill Williams with his trademark guitar. Howler and Highwayman went for him, but Fantastic dodged them both and entered the ring to face Charlie.
Marcum: Fantastic's going down! Charlie's the REAL Hardcore King in this corporation!
Monroe: Don't be so sure about that, Marcum!
The pair stood nose to nose before Charlie struck first, battering Fantastic with both his weapons before throwing them both aside and going for a Pitbull DDT. However Fantastic had a surprise in the form of a pair of knuckle-dusters, which he produced from under his jacket before battering Charlie in the head. Fantastic then went for a Classy Kick, but Charlie dodged and hit Fantastic with a DDT and an elbow drop before leaving the ring to grab a ladder. He then set this up and Irish whipped Fantastic into it, bringing it down on top of him.
Marcum: See what I mean, Mouth?
However Fantastic threw the ladder aside and hit a bulldog on Charlie before going to grab a table. However as he left the ring Howler and Highwayman grabbed him and attacked him with lengths of chain. Fantastic was able to fight them off, but Howler climbed the turnbuckle and hit him with a Lockdown, whilst Highwayman set up a table. Fantastic was then pulled onto the table, whilst Charlie set up the ladder in the ring and hit a Wall Street Drop off the top onto Fantastic's prone form, putting him through the table. Charlie then grabbed Fantastic and whipped him into the ring before going for the pin, but Fantastic was able to kick out just before the ref counted three.
Monroe: Fantastic's still not down, Marcum! There's every chance he may come back yet!
Fantastic picked his guitar up and pummeled Charlie with it, before leaping onto the top rope and hitting a Classy Kick to the outside, knocking Howler into Highwayman and knocking them both down. Two-Ton Tommy then ran down the ramp to help Fantastic, entering the ring long enough to hit a Two-Ton Powerslam on Charlie before leaving the ring. The ref got Tommy to leave, but by this time Fantastic was back into the ring, and he proceeded to split Charlie open with his own steel pipe before whipping him into the turnbuckle and hitting him with a Moonsault Kick. As Charlie got to his feet and staggered into the middle of the ring Fantastic climbed the turnbuckle and hit Charlie with The One and Only.
Monroe: This looks to be all over folks!
Suddenly, the Legbreakers ran down to the ring. While Winged Creature distracted the ref by trying to enter the ring, Stupid Doog hit Tommy with a Big Bark as the giant went to stop him. As Fantastic turned to meet him Charlie climbed back to his feet and hit him with a Pitbull DDT, and Winged Creature climbed into the ring whilst a recovered Bill Williams leapt onto the apron at the other side of the ring to distract the ref. The Legbreakers Took Out The Trash before quitting the ring and, as the ref turned back to the match Charlie hoisted Fantastic up before hitting him with The Tower of London, knocking Fantastic out cold and setting him up for a pin to win the match.
