Anibabes vs Diva: Lipstick Lesbians Titles
Stareena and ButterRican regained the Lipstick Lesbians Tag Team Titles against the Anibabes in a seesaw battle that ended when the Divas were able to lock in the Three-Way to make Bianca tap out.
Falls Count Anywhere: Darth vs. Balls Nasty
Balls Nasty came out first, accompanied by his new manager, Slick Willie Williams. With mic in hand, Balls blasted Darth, calling him nothing more than little Grimmonowsky's boy toy. Just as he finished that line, the lights dimmed, replaced by a red glow, and the "Imperial March" played as Darth rose from beneath the stage. Slick Willie Williams slipped out of the ring, along with his female companions, and took a seat between Monroe and Marcum, with a diva taking separating him on each side from the announcers.
Marcum: Mr. Williams, it is an honor to have you join us here tonight.
Slick: Thank you, Madman. With this being Balls' first match as a Company man, Ah thought it best that Ah sit here and lend him mah support.
Monroe: He's going to need a lot more than your support to beat Darth!
Marcum: Monroe, you better watch that mouth of yours tonight! We are in the presence of greatness!
Balls Nasty attacked Darth as soon as he entered the ring, and clotheslined him back out. He then climbed onto the top turnbuckle and jumped for the Kentucky Falls, but Darth got out of the way, and Balls made contact with the floor instead. Darth immediately went to work on Balls, throwing him into the steps, whipping him into the ring post, and kicking him into the crowd barrier.
Monroe: It looks like Darth is going to make short work of Balls Nasty tonight!
Slick: Don't speak too quickly, Balls is far from out of this match. The Company, and for that matter, the entire Family Business, consists of the toughest, most feared wrestlers in the Are Dee See Dubyah! It's no accident that Balls is now with Big Business.
Darth went for the pin outside the ring, but Balls kicked out. As Darth stood up, Balls delivered a low blow, and when he got back to his feet, he kicked Darth in the head, sending him staggering back up the ramp. Balls then ran at him for a clothesline, but Darth grabbed his arm and swung him over down onto the ramp. Darth then took Balls' arm and helped him back to his feet. He tried to get his hand locked around Balls' throat, but Balls avoided the deadly grip and put his shoulder into Darth's stomach. Balls half carried, half pushed Darth up the ramp and slammed his back into the screen at the top of the stage. Darth fell over, and Balls went for the pin. Darth kicked out at two. Balls helped Darth back to his feet and started trading blows with him. He led Darth off the stage and into the hallway.
Monroe: Where is Balls leading Darth?
Marcum: Does it matter? It's falls count anywhere!
The fans watched the Cheese-o-tron as Balls and Darth worked their way through the arena. Locker room doors slammed shut as the two whipped each other into walls, bystanders, and any objects that looked to have the ability to inflict harm on their opponent. Balls then speared Darth through the Bible Babes' locker room door, and a piercing shriek was heard throughout the Cheesedome. Even everyone at the announce table had to cover their ears. Both Balls and Darth staggered out of the room with their hands over their ears as small, solid objects that one would imagine to be in a women's locker room were thrown at them.
Monroe: Buhgawd! I have never heard a scream like that before!
Slick: Obviously those girls have never seen a real man like Balls Nasty up close like that, so they were overcome with shock to the point that they didn't know what to do with themselves!
Marcum: That must be it, Slick!
Once Balls and Darth turned the corner, the shrieking stopped, and the two continued to go at each other. By this point, more than one referee was present, and they worked to try and keep the halls clear of bystanders. Balls slammed Darth next to an elevator, causing him to push the button. The doors opened, and the mic picked up the elevator music. Darth grabbed Balls by the head and threw him into the elevator. Darth entered himself and began working Balls over with punches as the doors closed behind him.
Marcum: Darth is torturing Balls with elevator music! That's fucked up! Balls should win via disqualification for this!
Because there was no camera in the elevator, a cameraman was quickly stationed at every floor on the Cheesedome, and the Cheese-o-tron split to display each camera simultaneously. The door finally opened on the sweet level. Balls, with his hands over his ears, tried to escape, but Darth grabbed him back in. This startled a young couple waiting for the elevator. As the doors closed, Darth excused himself and Balls Nasty. The doors opened again at the top of the Cheesedome, and Darth threw Balls out, onto the rafters.
Monroe: Buhgawd! They're fighting in the rafters!
Darth grabbed Balls' neck for a Sabre Slam, but before he could lift him a chain wrapped around his neck, and he was pulled backwards. Howlerama came out of the shadows. Each wrestler had an end of the chain, and they pulled it to secure it around Darth's neck. Balls started punching Darth in the stomach, causing him to fall over. Finally, Howlerama swung Darth off the rafters and released their hold on the chain. After falling a few feet, Darth stopped, securely hanging from the rafters.
Monroe: Howlerama hanged Darth! They had this planned all along!
Marcum: We truly are in the presence of greatness!
Slick Willie was now standing in the ring with a mic.
Slick: We have been beaten! We have been ambushed! We have been set up! Tonight, we have struck back! Tonight, we have made an example of Darth! Darth, yah want a gallows match next week against Howlerama? As you can see right now, assuming you're still conscious, they accept! And as for the rest of you lowlifes in the back, take a good look at what just happened to Darth! Take a long hard look! Because this was done by the Company alone! Now, just imagine if the entire might of the Family Business had been used heayah! This is how we do business!
"La Grange" plays as Slick Willie Williams and his escorts leave the ring.
Tommy Savitz vs Johnny Evil
Johnny Evil regained his momentum and got right back into the Lightweight Faggot Title hunt with an impressive display against an equally impressive foe. The Bastardo Family member took the first step in getting his revenge by bludgeoning the Champion’s former teammate. Though Tommy Savitz was able to fight back throughout the match, Johnny Evil was able to hit the Making Of Flubber to score the victory.
