Nowhereman vs El Superbeasto: Eurotrash Title MatchWhat should have been a great match, full of great brawling and some high-flying Luchador-style wrestling, was cut short when Chris Oakley interfered in the match. Though he tried to make his presence felt and take out BOTH men, he discovered that the numbers were against him. After Nowhereman and the giant Luchador took turns beating down the Bond Brigadier, El Superbeasto hit Chris Oakley with a Giantsault. But this left him open for a Cuntface Crippler, which forced the Bastardo to tap out.
MisterJLA & Captain Howdy vs Wednesday & TK-069It all started when DCMB Champion MisterJLA was savagely attacked by URG before their Championship Match. JLA decided he needed an ally, and he chose Captain Howdy, who just lost a close match to RDCW Hardcore Porn Champion Wednesday
JLA and Howdy got off to a rough start, but they agreed to be form a tag team and the Allied Powers were born!
The first test of this new team would be The Playboys!
The Playboys take the ring first, as the sound of "Bring the Pain" by Method Man is piped through the arena.
TK and Wednesday appear to be in step with each other. They also seem to be in high spirits, and perhaps are not taking the match too seriously.
Next, the crowd hears MisterJLA's theme music! The crowd goes wild, with boos, obscenities, and thrown debris!
JLA and Howdy try their best to make it to the ring without getting killed!
"What the bloody Hell did you get me into, you tosser!" Howdy shouts at his partner.
JLA looks embarrassed and just shrugs his shoulders.
JLA and Howdy enter the ring, and are immediately attacked by The Playboys...and the crowd goes wild!
Special Guest Referee Snarf (not to be confused with King Snarf) separates the men, until Wednesday is alone in the ring with Howdy. These two met just days ago, with Wednesday successfully defending his Hardcore Porn belt against Howdy.
During all of the chaos, being the highly skilled technical wrestler that he is, Wednesday has applied a figure-four leglock to Howdy! Wednesday looks over at JLA, points to Howdy and shouts "This is going to you if you make the tag!"
JLA looks nervous. He starts to look back toward the entrance ramp.
Howdy slides over to the ropes, and Snarf orders Wednesday to break the hold. Once he does, he immediately back suplexes Howdy back into the middle of the ring. From there, an angle lock is used on Howdy.
Howdy looks like he wants to quit, which prompts JLA to run in, and break the hold...but TK intercepts him, and hits him with a flying clothesline!
Snarf rolls JLA out of the ring, and Howdy looks more desperate than ever...but he again manages to move over to the ropes, prompting Wednesday to break the hold.
As Snarf separates the two, Howdy sneaks a thumb to the eye of Wednesday. He then levels a series of punches, kicks, and elbows to the Hardcore Porn champ.
Howdy goes to tag in his partner, but Wednesday hits the Captain with another back suplex! He reels off a series of suplexes and slams which clearly take a toll on his enemy. Wednesday then fires the Captain into TK's boot, and makes the tag.
TK wastes no time in going for The Flying Negra: , a devastating Phoenix Splash...and he hits it! 1...2...Howdy somehow slides his foot under the bottom rope, breaking the count.
"I'm glad you did that" laughs TK. "Now I get to punish you some more." He drags Howdy by his hair to the middle of the ring, motions to the crowd, and nails the Captain with The Orchepocalypse!
JLA knows this is it! He runs in before Snarf can even make a one count. Wednesday enters the ring to counter JLA, and Snarf now focuses on getting some control back in the match.
JLA and Wednesday both tumble out of the ring, and now Snarf goes to make the count.
1...2...Howdy kicks out! TK gets in Snarf's face, and unknowing to him, Howdy staggers to his feet, and then drills TK with a clothesline to the back of the head!
Outside the ring, Wednesday and JLA are still brawling. Wednesday attempts a "See You Next Tuesday" super-kick but misses JLA face...and JLA counters with the Final Justice!
JLA then scrambles to his corner, and practically begs an obviously dazed Howdy to make the tag...but Howdy refuses!
He hits TK with elbow drops, knee drops, and a few stomps as TK tries desperately to regain his senses. Out of the corner of his eye, Howdy sees Wednesday barely pull himself into his corner...Howdy then irish whips TK into his own corner, allowing him to make the tag!
Still holding himself because of the low and illegal kick, Wednesday tries to mount an offense, and surprises Howdy, who thought his opponent was finished!
After executing a few various slams, Wednesday hits Howdy with a gut buster...which leads into a "MidWeek Crunch" pile driver...but Wednesday is too winded from JLA's kick to make a cover!
Both wrestlers are lying on the mat, but neither can pin the other due to extreme pain and exhaustion. Both men try to roll to their corner to make the tag, and Howdy tags in JLA.
JLA enters the ring, and looks confused! He has Wednesday in a bad spot, but JLA doesn't know how to wrestle...he only knows how to complete one move, and it's an illegal kick! JLA talks to Snarf.
"Uh...hey Snarf...look over there."
JLA points toward the crowd...as Snarf looks away, JLA pick up Wednesday, and gives him the Final Justice for the second time!
An ecstatic Howdy run into the ring, and knocks TK off the apron.
JLA covers Wednesday. 1...2...JLA picks up Wednesday!
"What the bloody Hell are you doing!' screams Howdy.
But JLA, in a rare move of sportsmanship, walks over to Howdy, and tags him in...he wants his partner to get the pin.
Howdy enters, and places Wednesday in a pile driver position.
"Help me lift this tosser up" says Howdy, and JLA does so.
Holding Wednesday over his head, Howdy says "Now help me bring this bugger down!" and JLA does...the two hit Wednesday with a devastating team move...a double power bomb!
"I reckon we can call that the Allied Bombing! says Howdy.
"Just pin him, wanker" replies JLA.
1...2...3
The Allied Powers! have won their first match.
