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#50380 2003-06-02 8:31 PM
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quote:
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Originally posted by Kimi:
Better hurry...dropping pounds by the day...If you come to NB Con in August there might be a little meat left on my bones... [wink]

Dammit!

How am I supposed to get in if I'm not a NB? [nyah hah]

I'll smuggle you in...I know where Franta hides his spare house key...I also know how to bribe his resident boarder...

#50381 2003-06-02 8:49 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
I'll smuggle you in...

When she means "smuggle", Kimi only meant hiding a certain body part. You have to explain to others why you're attached to her so closely!

#50382 2003-06-02 9:26 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
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Originally posted by Kimi:
I'll smuggle you in...

When she means "smuggle", Kimi only meant hiding a certain body part. You have to explain to others why you're attached to her so closely!
[who, me?]

#50383 2003-06-02 9:28 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
I currently am quite curvy, BUT that is changing rather quickly (dropped 2 sizes in the past 8 weeks), so you boys better get while the gettin's good! [wink]

Explaination Here...

#50384 2003-06-03 6:06 PM
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Damn. [no no no]

I'm glad it is improving your health, but... [no no no]

#50385 2003-06-03 6:07 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
I'll smuggle you in...I know where Franta hides his spare house key...I also know how to bribe his resident boarder...

[woooOOOOoooo!] [woooOOOOoooo!] [woooOOOOoooo!]

#50386 2003-06-03 9:58 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
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Originally posted by Kimi:
I'll smuggle you in...I know where Franta hides his spare house key...I also know how to bribe his resident boarder...

[woooOOOOoooo!] [woooOOOOoooo!] [woooOOOOoooo!]
[wink] [wink] [humina humina] [wink] [wink]

#50387 2003-06-04 5:12 AM
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You just wanna see if his goatee matches your drapes!

#50388 2003-06-04 9:04 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
You just wanna see if his goatee matches your drapes!

[mwah hwah haa] Pat's matches mine. [mwah hwah haa]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

#50389 2003-06-04 4:08 PM
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Contrast is good too. [wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
Contrast is good too. [wink]

And that's the hair on the top of his head...it's a little blonde at the moment. [wink] [mwah hwah haa]

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That's how people should find their mates from now on!

"Alright! We're compatable!"

#50392 2003-06-04 10:19 PM
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And carry around color swatches.

"Hmmmm, I'm... the Pantone #7713, aged walnut, and you're the #7642, sepia... Sorry baby, it's just not meant to be."

#50393 2003-06-23 10:22 PM
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What a beautiful world it would be...

Here's another thought: What if instead of shaking hands, we were taught to shake each other's bits and pieces?

"TK, I'd like you to meet my sister."
"Hi, nice to *uhh* meet you"
"*ooh* The feeling's mutual."

#50394 2003-07-07 12:33 PM
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

#50395 2003-07-07 11:43 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
"Hmmmm, I'm... the Pantone #7713, aged walnut, and you're the #7642, sepia... Sorry baby, it's just not meant to be."

How it is that you've dated and I've not, I'll never know... [eh?] [yuh huh]

#50396 2003-07-07 11:54 PM
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The soul patch ????

#50397 2003-07-08 12:41 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Chewy Walrus:
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[/i]... Sorry baby, it's just not meant to be."

How it is that you've dated and I've not, I'll never know... [eh?] [yuh huh] [/QB]
:lol: :lol:

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quote:
Originally posted by Chewy Walrus:
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Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
"Hmmmm, I'm... the Pantone #7713, aged walnut, and you're the #7642, sepia... Sorry baby, it's just not meant to be."

How it is that you've dated and I've not, I'll never know... [eh?] [yuh huh]
One word. Presentation. That's the only possible explanation. :lol:

#50399 2003-07-09 2:42 PM
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Or the soul patch. When properly maintained, women find facial hair on men attractive. [biiiig grin] I should know, my goatee attracts lots of...

Lint from my dress shirt. [sad]

Neeever mind. [no no no]

#50400 2003-07-09 9:34 PM
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I definitely like goatees. But they have to be well kept and not like 4 inches long. Moustaches are a no-no (makes me think 70's porn star) as are full beards (ouch...beard burn...).

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quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
I definitely like goatees. But they have to be well kept and not like 4 inches long. Moustaches are a no-no (makes me think 70's porn star) as are full beards (ouch...beard burn...).

I never used to like the goatee. But you're right Kimi, it's all about presentation. Too long and nasty lookin' and no one wants to get near it.

Now, My Pat keeps his facial hair trimmed and very neat. No problems for me with his facial hair what so ever. [humina humina]

#50402 2003-07-09 11:52 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
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Originally posted by Chewy Walrus:
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Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
"Hmmmm, I'm... the Pantone #7713, aged walnut, and you're the #7642, sepia... Sorry baby, it's just not meant to be."

How it is that you've dated and I've not, I'll never know... [eh?] [yuh huh]
One word. Presentation. That's the only possible explanation. :lol:
...debatable... [yuh huh]

#50403 2003-08-27 5:57 AM
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Somebody's jealous!

#50404 2003-08-29 5:53 PM
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So, how about thick guys? [gulp!]

I've got back! [wink]

#50405 2003-08-29 11:04 PM
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I like a guy with some meat on his bones...no pun intended...

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Alright! I have meat! That means I'm OK!

*whew* You had me worried for a sec there...

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Bump this sumbeeyotch!

And maybe return to topic soon.

#50408 2003-09-25 1:15 PM
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YAY!! A topic just made for me.....
I've been gone too long....
I've got curves, curves and more curves...
I lost some weight with all the turmoil in my life, but my boobies didn't get any smaller!

#50409 2003-09-25 1:28 PM
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YES!

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We need pics!

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Your batteries need recharging.....
I'll do it!!!!

#50412 2003-09-25 1:31 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Grimm:
We need pics!

...all in time my dear!
Good things come to those who wait! [wink]

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quote:
Your batteries need recharging.....
I'll do it!!!!

I just keep goin' and goin' and goin...

#50414 2003-09-25 1:42 PM
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Originally posted by TK-069:
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Your batteries need recharging.....
I'll do it!!!!

I just keep goin' and goin' and goin...
Good!!
[wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by wenchofthelodge:
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Originally posted by Grimm:
We need pics!

...all in time my dear!
Good things come to those who wait! [wink]

. . .pantsless thursdays just haven't been the same without you. . . [biiiig grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by Grimm:
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Originally posted by wenchofthelodge:
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Originally posted by Grimm:
We need pics!

...all in time my dear!
Good things come to those who wait! [wink]

. . .pantsless thursdays just haven't been the same without you. . . [biiiig grin]
Ahhhh.....you make me blush!
[wink]

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And not on the face, huh? [mwah hwah haa]

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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
And not on the face, huh? [mwah hwah haa]

You know it! [wink] [mwah hwah haa]

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You should check out the "If You Were Stranded on an Island..." thread for a nice list on which woman one should choose to be stuck with.

Sammitch liked it. [yuh huh]

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