April: Okay, those guys in the black pajamas, they jumped me, and... and that rat... I saw you in the parking lot. That explains you. And you guys... Um? I have no idea where you came from!
Splinter: If you will please just sit down and calm yourself.
April: It talks!
Splinter: It is really quite simple, Miss O'Neil.
April: And he knows my name... perfect!
Splinter: Fifteen years ago...
April: Why don't I ever dream of Harrison Ford?

I don't do drugs, because I am drugs!-Salvador Dali

MST3K:
Master's Wife: The child is a female. She must not be destroyed. She will grow up to be a woman.
Joel: Oh, is that how that works!

Wednesday-I will make for you a brother. He will be Jason Jr.