Casey Jones: New game, round-head. Cricket?
Raphael: Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!

I don't do drugs, because I am drugs!-Salvador Dali

MST3K:
Master's Wife: The child is a female. She must not be destroyed. She will grow up to be a woman.
Joel: Oh, is that how that works!

Wednesday-I will make for you a brother. He will be Jason Jr.