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Peter David posted this joke on his blog: Joke I just heard from my sister who heard it on the radio
Clinton, Dubya and Gore are in a tragic plane crash and the next thing they know, they're standing before God, seated upon a blindingly radiant throne. God says to Gore, "Al...what do you believe?"
Al Gore says, "Well, I believe that I really did win that election. But for whatever reason, you decided that I was not destined to serve you in that capacity, and I have since made peace with it."
God says, "Very well, Al. You may sit to my left. Bill...what do you believe?"
Bill Clinton says, "I believe I did a lot of good, made a lot of enemies, and I was undermined by my own weakness that I should have been able to rise above. I wish to find forgiveness in my heart for those who sinned against me, and would hope that they likewise could find it in them to forgive me my trespasses."
God says, "Very well, Bill. You may sit to my right. George...what do you believe?"
And George W. Bush says, "I believe you're sitting in my chair."
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I heard the same joke ten years ago, but it was Hillary Clinton instead of Dubya.
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That was funny! Only Bill shoulda been sent to Hell ;p
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That was a good one...God I hate dubbya.
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I heard the same joke ten years ago, but it was Hillary Clinton instead of Dubya.
Strangely, the joke makes more sense with Hillary instead of Dubya. Still, am I the only one freaked out that they are interchangable in this joke?
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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Not as freaked as Bill, I bet... 
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Not as freaked as Bill, I bet...
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That was funny! Only Bill shoulda been sent to Hell ;p
Oh, is he a sodomite?
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That was a good one...God I hate dubbya.
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I think it's hilarious
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I want to know after all these years the chairs to God's immediate left and right are still available.
Bow ties are coool.
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It's a big chair, I guess.
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