RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 05/10/05

*The stomping beat of "We Will Rock You" blasts over the speakers and the fans roar to their feet and sing along as PenWing makes his way to the ring.*

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day

You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace

Kickin' your can all over the place

Singin'
'We will we will rock you'

'We will we will rock you'

Everybody
'We will we will rock you'

'We will we will rock you'

Alright

PenWing: Are you happy now, Louie? Did Grace dish out the revenge you were hoping for? This week the TKOs were supposed to return to action. Instead, the number one women's contender will be out for months rehabbing her knee. And yes, she's in a whole hell of a lot of pain. But, I don't think you're going to like the result. I don't think Grace is going to like the result. And I most certainly don't think Sneaky Bunny is going to like the result of this attack. Because tonight, in this very ring, Meeko will be returning to singles compitition. And let me tell you something, I have never seen her as pissed off as she is right now.

*Pops from the crowd.*

PenWing: As for my own match tonight, Captain Sammitch is looking forward to returning to the ring, and he'll have something to say about that later.

*More pops from the crowd.*

PenWing: That leaves the main reason I'm out here. (PenWing smiles) King Snarf, you made some very interesting accusations. You say I voided my contract by writing on, what was it? Oh, right, page 34a of my "official" RDCW application, in a space reserved for the RDCW only. The first thing that I can't believe I need to point out here, is that there is a difference between an application and a contract. See, an application is what you fill out when you want to apply for work. A contract is what you sign when your application has been accepted. Now, I know it's hard to believe, Snarf, but all I did was sign and date the contract as written by the RDCW. I never wrote anything additional on it, because that's not how contract signings work.

*This gets a chuckle out of the crowd.*

PenWing: But, if I must disprove this claim... Please show the application from last week.

*The Cheese-o-tron displays the application Snarf used as proof of PenWing's ineligibility to compete in the RDCW.*

PenWing: Just so everyone knows, this is actually a copy of my application. I would ask how Snarf got his hands on it, but... Anyway, please display Snarf's own application beside mine. And in case you're wondering, Snarf has his sources, and I have mine. I also had a handwriting expert varify what I am about to say. If you look not so carefully at these two documents, you will see that the word "Okay" doesn't really match my own handwriting. However, it does match quite well with Snarf's handwriting. In fact, if you look at the second paragraph where he is describing himself, he actually writes the word "okay".

*The crowd breaks out in laughter.*

PenWing: The handwriting expert had the same reaction. He told me he's seen some stuff pulled, but usually the forgers try to make their handwriting actually look like someone else's. And Snarf, it didn't take an episode of "Dragnet" to point that out to me.

*More laughs from the crowd.*

PenWing: I made it clear last week that you will get your rematch. So, here I am, waiting to hear back from you. Any time! Any where! Any way you want it!

PenWing with the crowd: SUDDEN DEATH RULES!

*"Gonna Fly Now" starts playing and PenWing makes his exit to the roar of the crowd.*