*Deep within the bowels of the Cheesedome, standing outside the cellar, is the lovely Chesty Larou. She knocks on the cellar door.*
Chesty: Darth, do you have a moment for an interview? (Knocks again) Darth?
Darth: Yes.
*Chesty lets out a yelp and turns around to see Darth standing behind her. She lets out a sigh.*
Chesty: You scared me. Um... Darth, last week you challenged Howlerama to a gallows match, but at the end of the show, it was Howlerama who managed to hang you. Do you have any comments on that?
Darth: There are no excuses for failure. They had the element of surprise, and they used it. This time...
Chesty: Yes, about this time- I mean tonight! About tonight, you will be facing both Howler and Highwayman in the ring at the same time. My understanding is that this match can only be won by hanging your opponent. Do you have to hang both members of Howlerama to win?
Darth: Only one needs to be hanged. (Darth grins)
Chesty: And what about the Company, or for that mater the Bastardo Family? That is, the Family Business? Are you at all worried about outside interference from them?
Darth: It would be ill advised for nonbelievers to involve themselves in this match.
Chesty: What about believers?
*Darth looks down at Chesty.*
Darth: Even believers need to beware the power, of the darkside.
*Chesty trembles at Darth's words and he walks away. She eyes him as he turns the corner. It's not clear if she's trembling in fear or in awe of the Sith Lord.*
