Grudge Match: King Snarf vs Chris Oakley
Chris Oakley entered the ring, looking confident that victory was to be his. He stood in the center of the ring, arms crossed defiantly, as “When It All Goes Wrong Again” played. But King Snarf didn’t come out. King Snarf’s entrance music cued up again but, again, the former Heavyweight Cheese Champion was a no-show. Chris Oakley demanded that the bell be rung and the ref start the ten count. The ref complied. As the ref counted “eight”, King Snarf entered the ring area through the crowd, slid into the ring and locked Chris Oakley in his headlock. Chris struggled to reach the rope, but came up short and was forced to tap out.
Allied Powers vs The GOP
The newest tag team of MisterJLA and Captain Howdy scored a second upset in as many weeks, this time against The G-Man and Wannabuyamonkey. A distracted ref and Final Justice allowed the DCMB-Champ and the Hardcore Legend to hit their Double Powerbomb for the win.
Lightweight Faggot Title: Spandex Monkey Man vs Tommy Savitz
Monroe: Now, folks, we have a match between two former tag partners, Spandex Monkey Man and Tommy Savitz!
Marcum: SPAMM needs all the practice he can get for when he next faces off against Johnny Evil!
The match started off at a furious speed, with both wrestlers trading moves back and forth almost faster than the eye could follow. Neither could really claim an advantage, but Savitz eventually took the lead, hitting his former partner with The Anaesthetist before hitting him with a running leg drop. He then attempted to lock in The X-Ray, but SPAMM crawled to the ropes to secure a rope break.
Monroe: If the rest of the match is like this we're in for a hell of a time folks!
Spamm attempted to hit Tommy with a Spandex Monkey Slam, but Tommy reversed this into a Huracanrana, before climbing the turnbuckle and hitting a diving leg drop. He then Irish whipped his former tag partner into the turnbuckle and hit The Operating Table, but SPAMM kicked out on two. Undeterred, Tommy locked in Cardiac Arrest, but Spandex Monkey Man broke the hold and hit a Spandex Supersault, but Tommy dodged the move and SPAMM crashed onto the mat. However he bounded up and hit a charging Tommy with a Spandex Superkick. Nevertheless Tommy kicked out of the subsequent pin on two.
Monroe: My god! Tommy just kicked out of Spandex Monkey Man's finisher!
Marcum: Big Deal!
Spandex Monkey Man seemed exhausted, and had to use the ropes to get to his feet, whilst Tommy bounded to his feet and went straight for him. However, SPAMM grabbed him round the throat and hit him with a Spandex Monkey Slam before dragging him back to his feet and hitting him with a Super Slam. He then draped himself across his recumbent foe, and managed to get a three count to win the match.
