SD-6 vs Family Business: James Fantastic vs El Superbeasto
*Havoc returns from commercial break and we hear Del Castillo's "Back From the Grave" playing, El Superbeasto already in the ring, accompanied by Louie Bastardo and Grace.
Then James Fantastic's music kicks in and the SD6er makes his way to ringside, playing his guitar as pyro goes off around him.
Throughout the match, Fantastic attempted to use his speed and agility to keep the giant luchador in check, but El Superbeasto's massive size and power proved too much for his smaller opponent this night.
Fantastic hit a pair of Classy Kicks, attempting to knock the massive beast to his knees, but Superbeasto remained on his feet, though slightly shaken. Fantastic launched himself off of the top rope, attempting a Fabacanrana, only to have Superbeasto reverse the move into a devastating powerbomb!
Superbeasto went for a pin, but Fantastic managed to get his shoulder up before the three count! Superbeasto picked him up and wrapped his arms around the SD6er. Superbeasto then proceeded to deliver multiple Giant Headbutts to his foe!
Superbeasto released Fantastic, who dropped to the mat in a daze! Superbeasto went for a Giant Elbowdrop, but Fantastic recovered enough to roll out of the way and the luchador hit the mat!
Fantastic speedily attempted to apply the SD Rocker to his foe, but the giant was too large for him to lock in the hold properly and Superbeasto shrugged him off into the ropes.
Louie Bastardo attempted to interfere by grabbing Fantastic's leg, but Fantastic was too quick for him and stomped at Louie's hand, which was quickly withdrawn.
This prompted Meeko down to ringside, and she began pounding on the mat, attempting to rally the fans behind Fantastic. All the while Grace stared at her icily.
Superbeasto recovered and again locked Fantastic in a bear hug, holding his much smaller foe high into the air. Fantastic pounded away at the giant's head, in an attempt to make him release the hold, but Superbeasto redoubled the pressure, working on the rocker's back.
Meeko had the fans chanting Fantastic's name, while Louie Bastardo screamed for them to "Shut up!" Fantastic managed by escape by poking Superbeasto in the eyes, causing the giant to drop him. Fantastic bounded up to the top rope and with a "WOO!" went for the One and Only.
But Superbeasto was again too powerful for his foe and reversed the move into a backdrop. Recovering from the eye poke, Superbeasto grasped Fantastic by the neck and delivered a thunderous Chokeslam to Oblivion which rendered his foe unconscious.
The crowd grew silent as Meeko gasped, holding her hands to her face. Superbeasto covered his foe as the referee counted him out.
Meeko rolled into the ring to check on Fantastic as the Bastardo Family members celebrated. Shoving Meeko out of the way, Superbeasto again picked up Fantastic and prepared to deliver another chokeslam! Meeko yelled at the giant, which prompted him to grab her with his other hand! The Giant Luchadore prepared to chokeslam both SD6 members when the crowd began cheering wildly.
Marcum: They want Superbeasto to chokeslam Meeko!
Monroe: Would you be serious? They're cheering for Tommy!
Marcum: Whut?!?
Monroe: Tommy! It's Tommy! He came back to help out his friends!
Two-Ton Tommy ran into the ring and immediately swung a steel folding-chair into the giant's back, causing him to release his grip. Tommy worked over Superbeasto with the chair, causing him to leave the ring as Fantastic and Meeko slumped back to the mat.
Superbeasto, Louie, and Grace left the arena as Tommy checked on his friends in the ring.
Eurotrash Match: Nowhereman vs Stupid Doog
Cuntface Crippler for the win. Just because I like writing that finisher.
Women’s Division: Meeko vs Stareena
Although Meeko fought a hardy (as opposed to a Hardy) battle, her ring rust was all-too-evident. Stareena was able to maintain the advantage for most of the match, ultimately winning with a Shooting-Stareena Press.
