Gallows Match: Darth vs. Howlerama
Back from break, a makeshift gallows has been assembled consisting of two upright posts extending from opposite corner turnbuckles and a crossbeam on the top. There is a noose hanging from the center of the crossbeam. "La Grange" plays, and Howlerama, accompanied by Slick Willie Williams and his usual pair of divas, makes there way down the ramp. Howlerama enters the ring and inspects the gallows. The lights go out, replaced by a red glow, and the "Imperial March" plays as Darth rises from beneath the stage. Slick ushers his divas to the other side of the ring, and Darth makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. Howlerama wastes no time, as they immediately attack Darth with a series of double team moves from Consumerism (Super Double Powerbomb) to Hostile Takeover (3d), and finally, the Big Bucks (Super Double Powerbomb).
Marcum: Darth made a big mistake demanding this match! Howlerama is too fast for him to take on alone!
Slick throws a chair into the ring as, together, Howler and Highwayman lift Darth to his feet and drag him beneath the noose. Howler supports Darth as Highwayman sets up the chair and stands on top of it. As they begin to lift Darth up to the noose, he awakens. Darth grabs both of their heads and falls back for a double DDT.
Monroe: Darth doesn't seem at all phased by the beating Howlerama gave him!
Darth starts to work over Highwayman with a series of punches and chops. Finally, Darth lifts him up across his shoulders and puts him in the Sabre Stretch. Satisfied with Highwayman's screams of pain, Darth ends the torture with the Darkside Slam. He then moves on to Howler, giving him the same treatment. But when Darth tries to put Howler in the Sabre Stretch, he manages to fall out of his hold. Darth turns to face him, but Howler strikes back with an atomic drop.
Marcum: I am shocked! Darth actually appears to have balls!
Outside the ring, Slick is holding a lasso. He starts swinging it, and as Darth lunges at Howler's throat, Slick throws the lasso, securing it around Darth's neck. Slick yanks on the rope, and Highwayman, now back on his feet, Stands And Delivers (Superkick), sending Darth falling to the mat with a loud thud. Howler takes the rope and throws it over the crossbeam while Highwayman gives Darth a beating. Howler begins pulling on the rope, and Highwayman joins him. Darth has no choice but to get to his feet, as he is pulled to the crossbeam. Darth continues to struggle with the noose, but Howlerama give one more yank with all of their weight, and Darth is pulled up to the crossbeam. Slick slips into the ring and throws the end of the lasso around the crossbeam, helping Howlerama secure the noose in place, and the ref has no choice but to call for the bell as Darth hangs above the ring.
Captain Sammitch/PenWing vs. Johnny Evil/Charlie
The match got off to a quick start with PenWing and Johnny Evil executing a series of fast pace moves. PenWing managed to execute a Drag 'n’ Whip only to have Johnny kick out two. In return, Johnny hit the Surprise in the Sky, but was unable to get the cover quickly, allowing PenWing to kick out at two. Johnny dragged PenWing to his corner and tagged in Charlie. Charlie began beating PenWing with a series of chops and punches. He then tagged in Johnny, who continued to work PenWing over in their corner.
Marcum: For two guys who used to hate each other, this is some amazing teamwork! I think this should make it clear why Louie and Slick chose these wrestlers to be part of the Family Business!
Charlie was tagged back in the ring, and he set PenWing up for the Pitbull DDT (Reverse Lifting DDT), but PenWing somehow reversed the move into Sudden Death, and crowd roared to their feet chanting as the ref began to count.
Monroe: Is there any move PenWing can't turn into Sudden Death!
As the ref got to eight, PenWing tagged in Captain Sammitch, who ran at Charlie with a forearm. Johnny was able to make the blind tag, and he climbed the ropes for another Surprise in the Sky, Sammitch was able to counter it with a Sammitch Spin. Sammitch then grabbed Johnny and began executing a series of six Sammitch Suplexes as the crowd counted. Sammitch went for the pin, but Charlie hit the Wall Street Drop (Diving Knee Drop) to break the count. Again, the ref started counting. Both wrestlers were able to tag in their partners at seven, and PenWing and Charlie began trading punches.
Monroe: You can feel the hate these teams have for each other! They seem to have forgotten this is a wrestling match and are treating it like a street brawl!
Finally, Charlie grabbed PenWing's arm and whipped him into the ropes. He followed it up with a clothesline, sending PenWing over. Charlie tried to leave the ring, but Lothar wouldn't let him. As Charlie argued, Johnny started signaling to someone in the crowd.
Monroe: What's Johnny doing?
King Snarf and Joe Mama climbed out of the crowd.
Marcum: He’s back! The Enforcer is back!!!
Monroe: I thought he had broken ribs?!? There’s no way he should be back in action!
Marcum: It looks like your sources gave you the wrong information, Monroe!
As King Snarf started going to work on PenWing, Joe Mama hit Captain Sammitch with a Brain Buster. Then Joe Mama turned on PenWing and started to scream, “Who’s the REAL Champ, PenWing? It’s ain’t YOU!!!” as King Snarf worked his headlock on the SD-6 team member. Johnny Evil gave PenWing the Mission to Mars outside the ring as King Snarf and Joe Mama disappeared into the booing crowd With his teammates safely hidden, Johnny returned to his corner. Lothar counted the champs out and awarded the victory to Johnny Evil and Charlie.
