#50683
2003-06-04 10:00 AM
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Well...are you "text book" and just moan while you're having sex (in all it's forms and varities) or do you let it all out and are a dirty-dirty boy/girl?
I'm just kinda curious...I know that some guys are quiet as mice until the moment of explosion...
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#50684
2003-06-04 10:08 AM
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It goes something like, "Oh, Meee, OHH MMEEEEEEE...!" etc. ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif) That's the problem being single, I guess... ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif)
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#50685
2003-06-04 11:57 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Poverty Lad:
It goes something like, "Oh, Meee, OHH MMEEEEEEE...!" etc.
That's the problem being single, I guess...
Heh...that was cute... :lol:
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#50686
2003-06-04 12:46 PM
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That's nothing. Try screaming out "Oh Me!" When your not single. Girls are always like "Who's Me? Some other girl?" and I'm all like "No. It's ME as in Me, Myself and I." And they are like "Oh so your seeing three other girls?" And I just sigh and shake my head.
I guess that's the problem with dating ditzes.
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#50687
2003-06-04 2:53 PM
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"Who's the Ill Mac? Huh? Whooooooooooo's the Illlllll Maaaaaaaaaaac?!?"
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#50688
2003-06-05 3:59 AM
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#50689
2003-06-04 7:55 PM
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"...uhhh....guh....akdjakl...aww....awww gawd....
shit!....damn woman...uhhh...*phew* shit...uh....uh...uh oh... uh you might....might wanna... waaaaa...slow down...gonna...aw gawd...woman!....I-I-I... warned ya...ug!
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Dsewabnidhajepowrjpghuyrsoajdakndal!
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Was it good for you?"
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#50690
2003-06-04 8:49 PM
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#50691
2003-06-04 10:16 PM
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#50692
2003-06-04 11:06 PM
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Franta's mom says I'm cool.
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#50693
2003-06-04 11:08 PM
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"Okay, you want me to stick it in... Oh God... Oh, this feels funny.... Something's happeni-.... Ummmm.. I think I made a mess."
Seriously, depends on the girl. The louder she is, the louder I am.
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#50694
2003-06-04 11:41 PM
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I like to make 'em beg for more......and I make sure I tell them who the MAN is. ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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#50695
2003-06-05 1:36 AM
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Why you gotta declare who the man is, unless... ![[izzat so?]](graemlins/zatso.gif)
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#50696
2003-06-05 12:01 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Why you gotta declare who the man is, unless...
![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif) ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif) ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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#50697
2003-06-05 12:02 PM
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#50698
2003-06-05 6:06 PM
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I always say "To quote Aunt Petunia's favorite nephew, Benjamin J. Grimm, the ever lovin' blue eyed Thing...IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Seriously.
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#50699
2003-06-06 2:26 PM
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"Is this how you want it?"
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#50700
2003-06-07 3:31 AM
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URG am allways have to say "Five time s am enough for one night and besides it am your sisters turn." ![[cool]](images/icons/cool.gif)
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#50701
2003-06-07 6:50 AM
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Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow...gah, I'm sorry. ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif)
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#50702
2003-06-20 1:31 AM
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What're you, one of dem sados?
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#50703
2003-06-20 1:32 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Franta's mom says I'm cool.
Thats what I yell too!!!
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#50704
2003-06-23 9:48 PM
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What I scream/yell/cry out/yodel varies, but I usually make this face. ![[DOH!]](graemlins/homerface01.gif)
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#50705
2003-06-24 7:55 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by PJP:
I usually am screaming....."Oh Bianca Oh Bianca."
![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif) :lol:
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#50706
2003-06-24 2:05 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
What're you, one of dem sados?
No, just a guy who sometimes misses the mark by 20 feet.
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#50707
2003-06-29 5:37 AM
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I usually yell "get the damn cat out of here and close the door!"
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#50708
2003-06-30 10:47 PM
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#50709
2003-08-27 5:59 AM
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"Best. Orgasm. Ever." ![[worst. icon. ever.]](graemlins/comicguy-icon00.gif)
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#50710
2003-11-05 12:46 AM
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"Oh! OH! OH!! ...Psyke! I ain't stopping! You mine now, woman!"
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#50711
2003-11-09 12:01 AM
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#50712
2003-11-09 11:31 AM
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"Captain Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaveman!!!!!!"
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#50713
2003-11-09 12:05 PM
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I don't usually remember what I am screaming but I usually have a pillow in my face. Think Meg Ryan in "When Harry Met Sally" I guess is the closest thing to me. Just a few decibles louder. It really weirds me out when a guy doesn't make noise durring sex. Hearing him grunt and groan is a huge turn on. However, call me a dirty slut or a whore in the throws of passion and I'll be throwing you off me. I cannot stand that, even if nothing is meant by it. Nothing will turn me off faster...except for ice cubes.
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#50714
2003-11-09 12:22 PM
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i like it when a chick calls me a dirty slut!
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#50715
2003-11-09 12:31 PM
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#50716
2003-11-09 12:32 PM
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#50717
2003-11-09 3:50 PM
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#50718
2003-11-09 5:04 PM
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Ice cubes and wax! Ice cubes and wax!
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#50719
2003-11-09 9:19 PM
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"Would this be a bad time to ask what's for dinner tomorrow?"
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#50720
2003-11-09 10:55 PM
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"Suck it like I got the antidote in it, baby!"
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#50721
2003-11-10 9:29 PM
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2003-11-10 9:37 PM
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