Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

1 person!

And you'll first have sex at age 26,
in your own bed.
You are 12% sexy.

The info on your 1 future sex partner(s):
1 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
Prepare yourself for a long and fruitful relationship.

Every time I take that test they push back that one person further and further -- what am I doing wrong? [um....  uh huh! ...  ]