Greatest quote ever: Back in 2003, Ortiz was asked why he was the only one (besides Garciaparra, who was getting married that Fall/Winter) to NOT shave his head, like everyone else on the team had. His response?

"My head's shaped like a fuckin' mango, man!"

You DO know the Yankees could've had this guy if they hadn't signed Giambi, right?

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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