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Joe Mama said:
Greatest quote ever: Back in 2003, Ortiz was asked why he was the only one (besides Garciaparra, who was getting married that Fall/Winter) to NOT shave his head, like everyone else on the team had. His response?

"My head's shaped like a fuckin' mango, man!"

You DO know the Yankees could've had this guy if they hadn't signed Giambi, right?


Yes.