All I know is, if I were Cashman, I'd line up the entire team after they've showered up and got dressed in their street clothes. Then I'd walk down the line and punch each team member in the groin, aiming for the spot where dick and balls meet (the most painful place to be hit). As I did it, I'd scream "YOU'RE COSTING ME MY FUCKING JOB, YOU CUNT!!!" at each person. I'd save Jason Giambi for last, though, just so (while he was doubled over) I could take one of his baseball bats and go "Untouchables"-style DeNiro on him. I'd be saying "THIS IS HOW YOU HIT A BALL, ROID-BOY! LIKE THIS! AND THIS!! AND THIS!!!" Over and over again. Might as well get your $85 Million's worth.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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