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I'm not saying anything against Cashman. I'm just saying what I'd do IF I WAS Cashman.

I can imagine the exchange tomorrow:

Steinbrenner: CASHMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cashman: Yes, Boss?

S: My team...my YANKEES!!!...got SWEPT! By the ROYALS!!!

C: Yes, Sir, I know. I was there. You cut my vacation short and I went there, remember?

S: Not by FIRST-PLACE Chicago! Not by FIRST-PLACE Baltimore!! Not even by *shudder* Boston!!! BY THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS!!!

C: Yes, Sir. It's unfortunate.

S: UNFORTUNATE?!? It goes against EVERYTHING that TRUE YANKEES stand for!!! Give me ONE good reason why I shouldn't fire you right this very second!!!

C: Well, I...

S: What have you done in the last 24 hours that'd make me want to keep you a THE YANKEES' General Manager???

C: I punched them each in the balls, Sir.

S: Give me a solid argument why I'd...you what?

C: Each one of them. I lined them up and punched them in the spot between the penis and scrotum.

S: (winces at the very concept)

C: I saved Jason Giambi for last.

S: LAST?!? He should've been the FIRST one to take the dreaded WEENIE/SACK WHACK!!!

C: I hit him last and then, when he was on his knees cupping his steroid-shrivelled ballbag, I took one of his baseball bats and...

S: You shived it up his ass, didn't you? Didn't you?!?

C: No, Sir. I re-enacted the scene with DeNiro from The Untouchables.

S: I like that movie. You mean the Dinner Scene?

C: Yeah, that one. So should I tender you my resignation today? Or should I just...

S: Go make a trade or something, m'boy! You're a Yankee, fer Chrissakes!

C: Yes, Sir. Thank you, Sir.

S: Yes, yes. Fine, fine, fine...on your way, could you tell Joe and Mel I want to see them?

C: Of course, Boss...