You might want to talk about it now, my sweet Muse of a Harleykwin. I won't be around tomorrow or Wednesday. Upon whose shoulder will you cry as the Crankees get beaten by...Pittsburgh? I care about you too much to let you suppress the rage, sadness, and confusion that you feel when your beloved team is mentioned. Please, talk to me. Let's talk about this season and what it means to YOU?

Will Womack get traded? Or just moved to center?

Will Donny Baseball or magnificent Mel get the boot?

Who will be traded, and for what?

What's that grindng noise I hear whenever Sheffield swings at a pitch? His teeth or his shoulder?

As a pine-rider, is Giambi worth the money he's getting paid?

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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