Quote: harleykwin said: You can do so, but you're a Red Sox fan, which by its very nature, invalidates pretty much everything you say.
I won't have a cupcake, but I'll take a cookie if you have one...
No...being a Red Sox fan just means I have a ridiculously high pain threshhold.
And being the friend of a Red Sox fan means I have an inordinate amount of pity.
Quote: have a cookie, right now. But I could offer you a cupcake and a raincheck on the cookie.
I'm gonna hold you to that cookie promise.
Quote: No answerr about "Steinbrennerian"? I'd love to see some poor second grader get that word at the National Spelling Bee...Meh heh heh heh hehhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Jury's still out on that word...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
