Quote: harleykwin said: I just saw this title - would you stop changing the title?!
No.
He's gonna be maaaaaaaaad!
Naw. I think I made his year by thinking about calling him as I drove through New Jersey and actually calling him while at Dragon*Con. It's the little things, y'dig? Like small considerations, yummy cupcakes, and Rex's penis that make PJP happy...
...but still no cookies?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
