Kudos to the Yankees for keeping Tanyon Sturtze off the open market! He was certainly more important to the team than, say, Tino Martinez, who carried the team for a month when they were in the AL basement and whose 2006 option wasn't picked up by this "classy" organization. Good job, Yankees!
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock