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Joe Mama said:
You were so busy breaking down my post into itty-bitty chunks that I think you missed my point.



I didn't miss your point - s'funny, though, cause I thought I was responding to your post.


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You did not just call him "Slappy"!
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Yup. Twice now. What're you gonna do about it, punk?





Well, anything I threatened to do to you would mean I'd actually have to set foot in Boston which is infested with Red Sox fans and I don't think they've developed a cooties shot for that yet, so it's not worth the risk... However, I'll let the fact that ARod was named MVP over Ortiz continue to burn you while you come up with silly little names for him in order to make yourself feel better about that fact....


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi