Quote: harleykwin said: However, I'll let the fact that ARod was named MVP over Ortiz continue to burn you while you come up with silly little names for him in order to make yourself feel better about that fact....
Actually, it doesn't bother me at all. I don't agree with it, but I'm not upset.
Sure, JQ, sure...
I think "Mrs. Joe Mama Rodriguez" sounds better... though I know you've already got your heart set on being called "Mrs. Joe Mama Damon" but you can't always get what you want, like say, keeping Epstein or winning another World Series. Still, after so many years being a Sox fan, you must be used to disappointment...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
continue to burn you while you come up with silly little names for him in order to make yourself feel better about that fact.... 
