See, what you should've said was:

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harleykwin said:
I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!



That would've been both self-effacing and funny. Tirades about Johnny Damon (you find him dreamy...you know it!), Theo Epstein, and the World Series (funny that you keep saying "you'll never win another" when the Yankees haven't won one since 2000, but we won it in 2004) are just just...well, they're kinda weird. S'okay, though...I like you anyways. Even if you do dot your I's with li'l hearts and smell of Yankee Stadium.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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