Tag Team Donkey Lovin' Division: Allied Powers (MisterJLA and Captain Howdy) vs Punch / Counterpunch (The I-Man and Bibbo.)
JLA is seen talking on a cell phone in his locker room…
JLA: “Yes, I understand this is a long distance call. Yes, I know I’m calling overseas. But this an important business transaction, and I must…”
JLA: (to himself) “Lost the connection again! I must get through to…”
Just then JLA sees Howdy enter the locker room. JLA quickly hides the phone.
JLA: “Hello mate! We’re up next in our match with punch/counterduck!”
Howdy: “It’s punch/counterpunch, gibbon! And I hope you’re taking this match seriously! Those two are a force to be reckoned with!”
JLA:: Oh yes, “The Crotch”, cretin that he is, told me all about them.”
Howdy: Really then? What did he tell you?”
JLA: He told me about how they are brothers, and how they use some double spin punch maneuver.”
Howdy: “That’s it? Did he tell you that
they were ranked the #2 tag team in the RDCW?
Howdy: Twice?
JLA: Well, not exactly...
Howdy: Did he tell you that they are robots?
JLA: Uh...
Howdy: Did he tell you that they have the fury of two quarter-century old virgins???
JLA: Boy, can I relate!
Howdy: What's that?
JLA: Nothing. We better get going. Don't worry. I know
The Allied Powers will prevail!
The Allied Powers make their way to the ring, to the sound of Rob's Killer Instinct Rip Off Theme Music. punch/counterpunch are in the ring, waiting.
After nearly getting assaulted by more than one fan, JLA enters the ring first, while Howdy stands on the ring apron. JLA takes a microphone. The I-Man is in the ring, glaring at JLA.
JLA: Well ladies and gents, again the Allied Powers are getting snubbed on a title shot. So tonight, we get to beat down punch/doublepunch, or whatever their name is.
Look at these two. They're so bad with the ladies, they make King Snarf look like Hugh Hefner!
JLA starts to do the popular old school dance, "The Robot"
JLA: Look at me! I'm from Bibboa! I'm a robot!
The I-Man loses it! He nails JLA with a clothesline to start the match, and follows up with multiple punches to the head. Special Guest Referee Typhoid Dave signals for the bell, and the match has begun!
Next, The I-Man decided to slow the match down, and locks JLA in a sleeper hold. JLA fights out of it, but is greeted with a back suplex. Then a belly-to-belly suplex. Then a powerslam. JLA is hurting!
Again, The I-Man changes the pace, and applies a Boston crab. After JLA gets to the ropes to cause the break, The I-Man throws JLA into the punch/counterpunch corner, and tags in his brother, Bibbo.
Bibbo spins JLA around, and hits the Bibboplex! He quickly goes for the cover, but only gets a two count...JLA somehow managed to kick out.
Frustrated and surprised, Bibbo picks JLA off the mat, and unexpectedly, connects with a Ace O' Spades powerbomb!
Again he gets a two-count, but Howdy breaks the pin up, prompting The I-Man to run in and attack Howdy.
Typhoid Dave tries to regain order, and in all of the confusion, JLA crawls to his corner. He waits for Howdy to return, and he tags in his partner.
Howdy immediately charges in and unleashes fists and chops onto the legal man, Bibbo. Howdy follows up with a piledriver, a DDT, and neckbreaker: Howdy is targeting Bibbo's neck!
Bibbo answers with a punch to the gut, and drives a knee to Howdy's head. Howdy is sent reeling back, and Bibbo delivers a tombstone piledriver! He then climbs the ropes, and lands a splash from the top! Next he Irish whips Howdy and greets him with a backdrop.
Howdy staggers to his feet, and while he does this, Bibbo is measuring him up at the opposite side of the ring. Once Howdy is on his feet, Bibbo charges at him, hoping to hit him with a running shoulder block.
At the last possible moment, Howdy sidesteps Bibbo, and Bibbo collides with his brother, knocking The I-Man off the ring apron!
Typhoid Dave rules this does not count as a tag, so the knocked out Bibbo is the legal man!
Howdy staggers over to his corner and tags in JLA.
JLA wants to administer The Final Justice, but Howdy wants to be tagged back in.
A confused JLA does so, and Howdy orders him to place Bibbo on his shoulders.
JLA hesitates a bit, but does so, while Howdy climbs to the top rope.
He launches himself off the top rope, hitting Bibbo with a clothesline.
JLA and Howdy have just demonstrated their new tag move,
The Allied Assault
JLA leaves the ring.
With The I-Man still knocked out after colliding with his brother, Howdy gets the three count.
