Captain Sammitch/PenWing vs. El Superbeasto/Johnny Evil
Monroe: It's deja vu at the Cheesedome as PenWing starts off the match against Johnny Evil!
Marcum: And that's where all comparison ends! Once El Euperbesto gets into this match, it's over!
PenWing and Johnny execute a series of fast paced moves. They throw everything they can at each other, from flying clotheslines to drop kicks to Irish whips. Finally, PenWing gets Johnny isolated in SD-6's corner, and tags in Sammitch. Sammitch begins working Johnny over with a series of holds, never letting his Evil opponent get free to execute one of his devistating high flying moves. Sammitch tries to lock in the Sammitch Submission, but Johnny manages to get a hold of Sammitch and whip him into his corner. PenWing makes the blind tag, climbs the corner turnbuckle, and flies at Johnny with a crossbody for a two-count. Johnny doesn't just break the count, he gets control of the mementum and tries to lock in Countdown to Extinction. But PenWing is able to stay out of the hold, and he goes for the Sharpshooter. Johnny kicks PenWing into the Family corner. Quickly getting to his feet, Johnny leaps at PenWing. PenWing ducks, and Johnny connects with El Superbeasto, who catches him and places him on the ring apron.
Marcum: This is it!
Realizing that El Superbesto is legal, PenWing rolls to the middle of the ring and resets himself to face the giant luchadore. PenWing tries to spear El Superbeasto's leg, but the luchadore knees PenWing in the face.
Monroe: Buhgawb! PenWing is bleeding!
El Superbeasto falls on PenWing with the Giant Elbowdrop.
Monroe: PenWing is convulsing in the ring! Lothar needs to stop this match!
Not finished, El Superbeasto walks to the corner turnbuckle, and begins to climb.
Marcum: El Superbeasto is about to finish off the false champ once and for all! The Doctor will have no choice but to give the title back to King Snarf after PenWing is permanently put out of action!
Lothar tries but stop El Superbeasto, yelling at him to cover PenWing and end the match. This only slows down the might luchadore, as he does not want to get his team disqualified. Sammitch enters the ring and, and in response, Johnny tries to enter to cut him off, but Lothar only sees Johnny going through the ropes, and he puts all of his effort into stopping him. Sammitch goes straight for El Superbeasto, giving him a low blow and then climbing the ropes to face him.
Marcum: This is desgraceful! We need a new senior official!
Sammitch stands on the the top ropes, ballancing himself against El Superbeasto. He gets one arm around the luchadores head, and with the other, he grabs his tights and starts to lift him up and fall back. As Sammitch executes the most daring superplex ever attempted in the ring, PenWing opens his eyes and summons all of his strength to just roll out of the way as El Superbeasto lands in the exact spot he was lying just a moment before. Unable to withstand the impact of the gian luchadore, the ring collapses. Lothar falls out of the ring, on top of Johnny Evil, and PenWing rolls on top of El Superbeasto. Sammitch gets back to his corner as before Lothar can turn around, but he's forced to stand on the ring steps.
Monroe: A Sammitch Superplex to El Superbeasto!
Lothar makes the count and signals the bell. "Gonna Fly Now" blasts over the speakers as Sammitch tries to reach PenWing to help him up. But Johnny Evil throws a chair at him. Sammitch catches it, and Johnny hits the Making of Flubber.
Marcum: Sammitch is Flubber! I love it!
"Lying from You" by Linkin Park starts playing as Johnny stands over Sammitch and laughs. Paramedics race to the ring to take PenWing to the hospital.
"You fucked up my car!" Match - London Street Fight James Fantastic vs. Chris Oakley
Monroe: BuhGawb! I have never seen a more brutal street fight!
Marcum: And these two are supposed to be teammates next week!
Monroe: What was Meeko thinking? These wrestlers hate each other almost as much as they hate the Family Business!
Marcum: Obviously, Meeko wasn't thinking much at all! Is there really any wonder why the Family Business is as strong as it is?
Monroe: Hopefully, James Fantastic will be able to forgive Chris Oakley for what happened to his car. But what will be the ramifications of this match? What about all the cars that were damaged as a result of James' fantastic fury?
Marcum: And that little girl! She'll be scarred for life after what Oakley did with the tire iron!
Monroe: I almost forgot about that! Folks, we're sorry we couldn't show you the match, we had some technical dificulties during the match.
Marcum: "Technical dificulties?" Is that what you call it?
Monroe: The cameraman should not have gotten so close to the action!
Marcum: Oakley threw the tire iron from twenty feet away! How was he supposed to know that would happen?
Monroe: It was a street fight!
Marcum: The only good thing about it was that it weakened two members of the oposition! Next match!
