Eurotrash Championship: Nowhereman (Champ) vs. King Snarf
Everclear's "When It All Goes Wrong Again" starts playing and King Snarf struts down the ramp to booes from the crowd. Those booes quickly turn to cheers as "Creeping Death" by Metallica blasts over the speakers and Nowhereman makes his entrance through the crowd. He raises the Eurotrash title as the fans cheer.
Monroe: Snarf is looking very cocky tonight. He'll find himself in a lot of trouble if he underestimates the Eurotrash champ!
Marcum: What King Snarf is looking is confident.
Both wrestlers quickly get down to the business of beating the crap out of each other, and their hate shows with each blow. Nowhereman uses his size to his advantage as he whips Snarf into the corner and follows with a splash. But Snarf resorts to defending himself with a low blow, and he sets Nowhereman up for the Bastard Bomb. Nowhereman breaks out of the move and begins attacking Snarf with a series of moves out of the Cunt Fu hand book.
Monroe: No amount of confidence can stand up to the Cunt Fu master!
Nowhereman finally takes Snarf down with the Fucking Cuntline. He then climbs the ropes for the Flip Off and the win. However, as Lothar hands Nowhereman his belt, Johnny Evil sneaks into the ring and sends Nowhereman on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
Monroe: That's Evil!
James Fantastic and Two-Ton Tommy race down the ramp. However, Howlerama are right behind them, and after catching them by surprise, they hit double Big Business fall away slams. Darth is waiting for them when they return to their feet, and he hits a double Sabre Slam! The Legbreakers appear behind Darth, and they nail him with chairs to the head, turning him into a bloody mess.
Marcum: No one can stand up to the combined might of the Family Business!
The crowd cheers as Captain Sammitch runs down the ramp with his bo staff. He makes short work of the Legbreakers, but with his back turned to the stage, he doesn't notice Charlie running at him with a chair.
Mornoe: It's total Havoc out here!
Chris Oakley comes through the crowd to surprise Charlie, and the two duke it. Oakley hits the Red Alert and stands over Charlie to gloat. Balls Nasty calmly walks down the ramp and stands right behind Oakley. Oakley turns around but is quickly taken out with the Tavernsmasher.
Marcum: Face it, there is no one back there who-
It is then that we hear "Spandex Monkey Man!" as Spamm runs down the ramp. He goes right past Balls Nasty, who has a puzzled look on his face. Spamm races into the ring, catching Johnny Evil a bit off guard, and hits the Might of the Monkey. This gives Snarf enought time to recover from the Flip Off, and he quickly begins to go to work on Spamm in the ring.
Marcum: As I was saying, the little guy tried, but he just doesn't have what it takes to stand up to the champ!
Tommy Savitz runs down the ramp. The surgeon goes straight for Balls Nasty and delivers the Anaesthetist onto the steel ramp before putting him through the Operating Table. He then locks him in the Surgeon's Knife.
Monroe: His former tag partner might disagree with you!
Having seen enough, Joe Mama runs down the ramp. The Bastardo Family enforcer breakes the surgeon's hold on Balls Nasty and begins to go to work on him. Moments later, Tommy Savitz finds himself in the Joe Mama Lock, and King Snarf has Spamm secured in the dreaded Headlock. Both wrestlers pass out are thrown to the ground as Louie Bastardo, Grace, and Slick Willie Williams walk onto the stage to look over the carnage.
LB: What you have just witnessed is a preview of the devastation that will occur next week! The Family Business is on it's way to taking over the RDCW and no one will stand in our way! Not SD6, Not Nowhereman, not even Rob Kamphausen himself can stop the Family Business!
"Ecstacy of Gold" plays as Havoc comes to an end.
