Isn't it strange? Feels like I'm looking in the mirror
What would people say if only they knew that I was
Part of some geneticist's plan
Born to be a carbon copy man
There in a petri dish late one night
They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human
egg and so I say:
I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cuz every chromosome is a hand me down
Look at the way we go out walking close together
I guess you could say I'm really beside myself
I still remember how it began
They produced a carbon copy man
Born in a science lab late one night
Without a mother or a father
Just a test tube and a womb with a view
I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cuz every chromosome is a hand me down
I think I'm a clone now
And I can stay at home while I'm out of town
I think I'm a clone now
'Cuz every pair of genes is a hand me down
Look at the way we go out walking close together
I guess you could say I'm really beside myself
I still remember how it began
They produced a carbon copy man
Born in a science lab late one night
Without a mother or a father
Just a test tube and a womb with a view
I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cuz every chromosome is a hand me down
I think I'm a clone now
I've been on Oprah Winfrey I'm world renowned
I think I'm a clone now
'Cuz every pair of genes is a hand me down
I think I'm a clone now
That's my genes twin always hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cuz every chromosome is a hand me down

"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson

I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!