My name is Ashley Haag and I should be RKMBs survivor because I have everything anyone could want. I have a vagina and I have multiple penises and I am a man-hating lesbian as well as a drunk horny heterosexual russian. I can speak German to the point of offending someone by my butchery of the language and I do not know how to count words. I am the resident scientist and therefore am a vital part of the boards. My dog is really cute and I have a haircut like a pineapple. If you vote for my immunity I'll show you my pussy.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
