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"Eighteen people have joined us here today, in the south Matta-Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang seas." "Our destination: the unholy and sodomistic outskirts of the RKMBS." "Locals call it a lair of unclean spirits and unwelcome...perhaps even banned...refugees, who come here looking to escape the overwhelming pressure of conformity and good taste. They say it is unlivable, citing that even the smallest of personalities do not escape being devoured by homosexual inneundo, and tired dick jokes." "They say it is home to a number of strange, forbidden creatures...most notably, the sweaty lump of molestation that is the legendary thing called ' LLance'. Visitors should be wary of his touch...giggly like the Pillsbury Doughboy, but, the smell...the smell lasts a lifetime." "But, the RKMBS is also home to another local legend. One that permeats and shadows the entire land. He is said to stand fifty-feet-high, and shoot fire from his arse...possessed of a wisdom unseen since the days of Solomon the Great....and an inherent knowledge of Batman that rivals the greatest of Fanboys." "Some locals would have you believe he is a stranded traveler from the future. Others would convince you he is the beast of Biblical endtimes. And, one lone female from New Jersey would declare him to be a sexual powerhouse, with skills to pay the bills." "Whatever the truth, he is called, simply, ' Rob'." "And, these eighteen brave...perhaps foolish...souls are about to spend the next thirty days in his home." "They are alone, with no help from anyone but each other." "And, one by one, they choose to eliminate the other, until, there is only one left..." "...one survivor of the RKMBS..." "I'm Jeff Pro. Welcome to Gob Island." -[cue faux tribal music from an 80's synthesizer, adding a snare beat for no apparent reason]-
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 ***************************************************************************************** "Welcome." "I'll be your host for this game. If you have any questions, I'll be back in my suite, getting head from some nice intern named Larry.....I mean, Linda. Right." "Anyway, the RULES to the game are simple: - IMMUNITY POLL
-I will set a task up in a thread. That task-thread will be active and
open for exactly FIVE (5) days from the time I start it.
Whatever task I assign you will be up to you to complete in that alloted
time period. Any and all answers/accomplishments will be posted in that
thread and/or PMed to me (I will state which when I assign the task).
At the end of that task, I will then create an adjacent 'IMMUNITY POLL', where each of you will vote for who you think performed the best, or,
gave the best results. The winning vote will give that person immunity
from the 'Survivor Vote' that will come once the immunity has been cho-
sen. Each 'IMMUNITY POLL' will be open for FIVE (5) days from the
moment I start it. And, take note, if you don't participate in the
tasks, that's up to you. This is for everyone else to decide whether to
keep you around or not.
- SURVIVOR POLL
-Once the immunity has been chosen, a poll will be set up, and every
player will have the chance to vote one of their own off. Each 'SURVIVOR
POLL' will last for FIVE (5) days from the moment I create it. All
results are final, and I will have the final say if there is a dis-
crepancy due to Alt-Id cheating.
(NOTE: The time lengths of the polls/tasks may be altered once games begin, but ONLY if it is a majority consensus. We have to be flexible with the length the polls are open, as most people have lives outside of this, and may not have a chance to vote. If for any reason anyone cannot make a vote in time, or, if five days are up, and I see we are missing at least one person's vote, I will bring it forward to be decided whether to keep the poll open to wait, or not.)
- VOTING
-When you make your vote on the poll, you MUST either (A) reply in
the given thread, simply with the word "VOTED", or, (B) send me a PM
that states the same. If you do not confirm your vote either way, it
will be considered an Alt-Vote, and subtracted from the whole.
In the end, I will do my best to try and keep track of Alt-ID use. But, I cannot fully eliminate it. I'm hoping that everyone will just play fair, and enjoy the sport of a simple game. If you have some innate desire to impress others with your ability to cheat, well, there's nothing I can do to stop you. But, keep in mind, if I think the game has been won by using Alt-ID's, I retain the right to ask Rob to not award the final prize. Just a thought. If there are no questions, let's begin... TASK ONE-To begin, let's do something simple. I wants each of you to post your real name, and, simply convince everyone why you should be the ultimate RKMBS Survivor. Please, keep it shorter than fifty-words. Let the games begin....  This Task Ends on Friday, May 26, 2005
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My name is Peter J. Pappas. I should be the Ultimate RKMBs Survivor 'cause if I'm not me an my scumbag goomba wise guy friends from NJ are gonna bust all of youse up.
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My real name...Klinton, seriously. And I don't know that I should be the survivor. I think that title should go to one of the more delecate contestants in here (ladies first and all that). I honestly hope Rex or Sneaky wins.
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My name is Ashley Haag and I should be RKMBs survivor because I have everything anyone could want. I have a vagina and I have multiple penises and I am a man-hating lesbian as well as a drunk horny heterosexual russian. I can speak German to the point of offending someone by my butchery of the language and I do not know how to count words. I am the resident scientist and therefore am a vital part of the boards. My dog is really cute and I have a haircut like a pineapple. If you vote for my immunity I'll show you my pussy.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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...cat. (just wanted to finish your thought Uschi)
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If you vote for my immunity I'll show you my pussy.
Game over....well that was fun. Next up, 'Survivor DCMB Edition'.
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My name is Chris Oakley and I should be the Ultimate RKMBs Survivor because nobody does better RDCW roleplay than I do.
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My name's Ian Nathaniel Cohen. I deserve to win because of my underdog status. I'm a guy, and many want one of the ladies to win. Also, I don't have the history, notoriety, or post-count that most of the other contestants around here have.
Besides, the underdog always has to win. It's the law.
"There's no need to fear - Under-Dog is here!"
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"If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
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My name is Chris Oakley and I should be the Ultimate RKMBs Survivor because nobody does better RDCW poleplay than I do.
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My name is Ian Nathaniel Cohen, and I deserve to win because of my underdog status. First of all, I'm a guy, and many want one of the ladies to win. Second, I don't have the history, notoriety, or post-count that most of the other contestants around here have. Third, the underdog always has to win. It's the law.
"There's no need to fear - Under-Dog is here!"
I know who I'm voting off first......and besides the only law that matters is Suvival of the Fittest. Take Joe Mama for instance.....when he shits he shits out big logs........and when you shit youngling little pellets like a rabbit's come out.
You can't compare little rabbit pellets to the shit of a giant bear.
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Big shitters are into sodomy. Pariah says so.
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I know who I'm voting off first....
Oakley? Yeah, me too.
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My name is Peter J. Pappas. I should be the Ultimate RKMBs Survivor 'cause if I'm not me an my scumbag goomba wise guy friends from NJ are gonna bust all of youse up.
Why are New Yorkers unhappy all the time?
'Cause the light at the end of the tunnel is Jersey.
"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
"If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
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My name is David Finn. There are a few reasons why I should win this. First of all, I live about an hour away from Chris Oakley - do you realize how easy it would be to just drive up there and off him? I do. Secondly, everyone's expecting the ladies to win. But have the ladies done anything for you? No, they haven't - Uschi says she'll show you pictures of her pussy, but you know she'll renege. And Sneaky Bunny's been promising pictures of herself for months, but we have nothing to show for it. You should vote for a man, and what better man than the one who posted the first official picture than Harleykwin? Beside, while PJP threatens you all with his NJ goombas, I offer protection from them in the form of my North End Dagos.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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whatever you say silly rabbit. Trix are for kids!
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sneekybunny showed her boobez as her avatar for a while
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Those weren't her titties. Rick James said so.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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whatever you say silly rabbit. Trix are for kids!
Damn longears, trying to steal Easter away from Jesus!
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My name is Stephen Foxworthy (no relation to the redneck comedian of the same name). I should be the RKMBS Ultimate Survivor because I am just that - a survivor. I’ve been a member of the RKMBS since August 2001 and am still not technically a NatureBoy. Beat that!
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whatever you say silly rabbit. Trix are for kids!
Damn longears, trying to steal Easter away from Jesus!
Honestly though......would it kill them to give the guy a bowl. Just one freakin' bowl. 
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whatever you say silly rabbit. Trix are for kids!
Damn longears, trying to steal Easter away from Jesus!
Honestly though......would it kill them to give the guy a bowl. Just one freakin' bowl.
I know. Those Sadistic little snots... I felt bad for the Trix Rabbit and fed Trix to the family rabbit and it got sick and died because I dropped it from twelve feet up repeatedly.
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I drew a comic where Trix Rabbit kills the kids and puts their heads on pikes.
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whatever you say silly rabbit. Trix are for kids!
Damn longears, trying to steal Easter away from Jesus!
Honestly though......would it kill them to give the guy a bowl. Just one freakin' bowl.
Hey, if the rabbit wants Trix, he should go to the damn store and buy them himself instead of expecting a handout! He's probably loaded after all those commercials he's been in.
"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
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Who would win: Lucky the Leprechan or the Trix Rabbit?
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whatever you say silly rabbit. Trix are for kids!
Damn longears, trying to steal Easter away from Jesus!
Honestly though......would it kill them to give the guy a bowl. Just one freakin' bowl.
I know. Those Sadistic little snots... I felt bad for the Trix Rabbit and fed Trix to the family rabbit and it got sick and died because I dropped it from twelve feet up repeatedly.
A rat would have lived. They can survive fall from up to 6 stories high and can tread water for over 30 days.  I learned that in sanitation class at Culinary School.. Rats are bad. 
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whatever you say silly rabbit. Trix are for kids!
Damn longears, trying to steal Easter away from Jesus!
Honestly though......would it kill them to give the guy a bowl. Just one freakin' bowl.
Hey, if the rabbit wants Trix, he should go to the damn store and buy them himself instead of expecting a handout! He's probably loaded after all those commercials he's been in.
I thought you were a socialist who supports handouts. 
Anyhoo godamn it DK you got this thread off topic....let's get back to voting you off.
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Anyhoo godamn it DK you got this thread off topic....
I've been well trained at doing that.
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The Reason I should win is because I am a Pretty Princess. And the Sickest SOB in these here Boards.
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because I am a Pretty Princess
Yes...but are you wiling to bribe Prom with pictures of your pussy?
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My real name is Brian Jonopulos and I should win because I suggested we have this forum.
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And Sneaky Bunny's been promising pictures of herself for months, but we have nothing to show for it.
my good man, i've posted a couple clips. and as i mentioned in thread i need software (ilife for PC) to access my pictures on my ipod. also, if rapidshare could host my ass massive clips there'd be more.
that said, my name is shannon laura thomasina messer (long enough?) I should be the RKMBs survivor because:
i'm not uschi - i'm not a tricked out tranny
if i win pictures will be invovled. and if i win, free tshirthell shirts for those who support me.
all bribary aside, if i win, i will start previewing my posts.
but besides that, i'm not bringing anything else to the table at this moment.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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My name is Nowhereman & I should win because if I dont,I will kill all you useless fucking cunts!
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My name is Keith. Lets be honest, what exactly have I done for these boards? Nada. Besides being a cock block to David, Pete, and Klinton regarding Harleykwin and for being the main contributor to the independent sector of the writers forum. However, as long as I'm still in this I will be using every vote to get rid of Chris Oakley because he's a useless twat.
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