My name is David Finn. There are a few reasons why I should win this. First of all, I live about an hour away from Chris Oakley - do you realize how easy it would be to just drive up there and off him? I do. Secondly, everyone's expecting the ladies to win. But have the ladies done anything for you? No, they haven't - Uschi says she'll show you pictures of her pussy, but you know she'll renege. And Sneaky Bunny's been promising pictures of herself for months, but we have nothing to show for it. You should vote for a man, and what better man than the one who posted the first official picture than Harleykwin? Beside, while PJP threatens you all with his NJ goombas, I offer protection from them in the form of my North End Dagos.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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