My name is Darin and while I may not post in high quantity (since I've got two jobs right now), whenever I do post, everyone's day gets just a little bit brighter.
Apart from that, I have a beautiful ass and a silver tongue that could have convinced Hitler to personally bake brownies for the Ghetto Jews of Eastern Europe.
And, of course, while I happen to be an unbearably noble and upstanding gentleman, I also keep close counsel with the forces of evil...
...'cause, that's how I roll. ...Bitches.
