Al-Quaida
(Parody of Elvira by The Oakridge Boys)
Al-Quaida
Al-Quaida
Your cave’s on fire
Al-Quaida
That Al-Quaida network
Sure been hard to find
Those guys will sho’ nuff
Pay with their heads for that crime
They have the fatwah feeling
But it was not divine
Now Al-Quaida’s living on borrowed time
We’re bombing
Al-Quaida
Al-Quaida
Your cave’s on fire
Al-Quaida
Tonight were gonna meet up
At the Camel Toes café
We’re gonna round up all them evil men
If we can
They’ll squeal for a dollar
Some of them will need your collar
We’re gonna put them nasty dogs away
You hear me
Al-Quaida
Al-Quaida
Your time’s expired
Al-Quaida
Round ‘em up
(And smoke ‘em out, and drive ‘em out the cave now)
Blow ‘em up
(And take ‘em out, A bing-bodda boom)
Your hideout’s gone a-way
Al-Quaida
Al-Quaida
Your boss was fired
Al-Quaida
Round ‘em up
(And take em’ out and smoke em out the hole now)
Blow em up
(Boom bodda bing bodda boom now)
There ain’t no running a-way
Al-Quaida
(Yeah)
Al-Quaida
Your cave’s on fire
Al-Quaida
