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http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0307/0704groper.html

Train doors close on groper's gonads,
sets perversion off on different track



By Ryann Connell
Staff Writer

July 4, 2003

One Sendai pervert has found out that although one train door has closed on his career, another appears to have opened, according to Gatsun! (August).

The train groper was going about his ordinary business on a Sendai subway line, making life hell for female commuters by fondling them or using his camera-equipped mobile phone to take shots up their skirts.

When a young woman spotted what he was doing and let out a mighty scream, the pervert tried to scamper through the automatically closing carriage doors only to be caught between them by what most men would undoubtedly agree is their most sensitive appendage.

Though he may have wanted to escape, there was little to help the pervert as he lay on the carriage floor clutching the family jewels he had managed to extricate from their predicament.

He soon fainted, however, and was rushed to a nearby hospital for emergency treatment meted out shortly before his arrest. He admits to his wrongdoing.

"I was overcome by this enormously overwhelming stimulation while I was molesting the women," Gatsun! quotes the perverted predator as saying.

Investigators are amazed that the man has showed no remorse.

"All he has talked about was how good he felt," an officer tells Gatsun!

Since being released on bail, the pervert has apparently developed an inordinate interest in subway carriage doors. He spends most of his time squatting down on a platform somewhere, watching train doors open and close, a look of deep longing never leaving his face."

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At first, I thought it said "Train doors close of gopher's gonads...", and I'm thinking... what does that have to do with the Women forum?

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Originally posted by Chewy Walrus:
At first, I thought it said "Train doors close of gopher's gonads...", and I'm thinking... what does that have to do with the Women forum?

LOL I thought it was 'grouper's gonads' and thinking 'do fish have external gonads'?

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I'm speechless.

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About what? Gropers, gophers, groupers, all three, or something wholly other?


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