kids only turn gay if the father bathes them alone while having the teletubbies or Sesame Street playing on TV!
It helps if a creepy priest with a comb over is watching the bathing intensely too.
No, seriously.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. --Will Rogers
"I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees." - George W. Bush
I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would .. try to use an airplane as a missile, a hijacked airplane as a missile. - Condoleeza Rice
Barbara Bush: It's Good Enough for the Poor
To comfort the powerless and make the powerful uncomfortable.
