Immediately following the Allied Powers' glorious victory over Punch/Counterpunch, JLA is seen in his locker room talking on a cell phone...


Just then, JLA notices that backstage interviewer, "The Crotch" is listening in on the conversation. JLA quickly hangs up the phone.

JLA: You again? What is it this time? And why do you always have to interview me? Why can't I get some attention from Chesty???

The Crotch: I'm here to ask you your thoughts about the next scheduled tag match for you and Howdy: this time your opponents will be: The Liberal Conspiracy!

JLA: And who might that be?

TC: Jim Jackson, and whomod! That's the team but they also have a manager: The Insane Liberal!

JLA: "The Insane Liberal?" Isn't that a tad redundant? I never met a sane liberal. Anyway, I see the RDCW is terrified at the thought of Howdy and I getting a Championship Match, so this time it's the liberals. Just like The Playboys, Team GOP, and Punch/Countertop, The Liberal Conspiracy will fall victim to the Allied Powers. Maybe after this match, the RDCW Championship Committee will be unable to ignore us any longer.

TC: But how do you feel about facing three people? It's true that only whomod and Jim Jackson will be in the ring, but The Insane Liberal may get involved and turn the tide of the match.

JLA: That's assuming he'll even make it to the ring. I'll see to it that he doesn't. With him out of the picture, we'll have a nice, traditional two vs two tag ma...

Before JLA can finish his sentence, in walks RDCW General Manager - The Doctor!

thedoctor: Don't even think about it, JLA! There will be NO attacks before the match on either side. You won't be able to get in any sneak attacks on the Liberals, and they won't be able to target you and Howdy! I'm going to have extra security at the Cheesedome the night of the match: both your team and the Liberals will have someone with you at all times. If anyone tries anything, that team will forfeit the match!

thedoctor then leaves the locker room before JLA can respond

JLA: SH-

TC: JLA! This is a family program! But it looks like you little plan to take out The Insane Liberal won't work! You will have to deal with him being at ringside after all! What do you think about that, smart guy?

An evil grin emerges over JLA's face

JLA: You know, Crotch, thedoctor said we would forfeit the match if Howdy and I make any attack against The Conspiracy...

TC:: So? What's your point?

JLA: He didn't say anything about attacking interviewers...

The Crotch tries to escape, but it's too late! JLA connects with The Final Justice!



JLA looks into the camera.

JLA: Did you see that Jim Jackson? Did you see that whomod? That's a preview for what's in store for both of you and your manager, if he even makes to ringside.

With that, JLA spits on the fallen Crotch, and walks away laughing