*In the bowels of the Cheesedome, Chesty Lerou is seen carefully making her way to the cellar, when the lights start to flicker.*
Cameraman: Chesty, do we really need to be down here?
Chesty: Someone has to interview the Dark Lords. If that means braving a darkened hallway, then that's what we'll do.
*What sounds like a groan is heard and the lights go out for a moment. When they return, the camera is focussed on Chesty's-*
Chesty: Damn it, Dave, my head is up here!
*Chesty turns around to find Darth standing in front of her.*
Chesty: Eek! Darth! You scared me!
*Darth remains still.*
Chesty: Right. Darth, last week you were able to get some revenge on Howlerama during the brawl at the end of the show, but you were blindsided by Charlie. Will you be looking for him in your match tonight?
Darth: My own feuds do not matter tonight. Charlie will pay for his actions, but it does not matter whether he does so tonight, next week, or a month from now. His time will come. Tonight is about something greater than personal feuds.
Chesty: That's right, you have been invited to oppose the Family Business in a match that could decide the fate of the RDCW! What do you see your role in this event?
Darth: One match cannot decide anything. It does not matter who wins this bout, there will be others. My role is small, just one of nine others. But make no mistake, tonight, the Family Business will know the true power, of the darkside!
*Darth leaves Chesty trembling in place as he walks off.*
