Hardcore Porn King Series: Wednesday vs TK-069

These two teammates and friends have decided to battle in a series to determine who truly is the “Hardcore King Of The RDCW”. TK came to the ring first, followed by the Hardcore Porn Champion. The bell rang, and the pair locked up. From the beginning of this exciting match it was clear that this would be an exciting series. Neither man was able to gain the upper hand for any period of time. Martial arts maneuvers were countered, technical moves were reversed, and it seemed like the match would go on indefinitely. But Wednesday’s “See You Next Tuesday” super kick was deflected and turned into TK-069’s Orchepocalypse, which opened the door for TK to hit the Flying Negra for the pin.

Monroe: TK-069 goes up 1-0 in this exciting series!

Madman: Y’know what would’ve made this match even better? Naked Divas!


Lipstick Lesbian Triple-Threat Match: Divas vs Anibabes vs Bible Babes

The Anibabes entered the ring first, followed by the Bible Babes. Before the Divas could make it to the ring, CJ and Bianca seemed to confer with PrincessElisa and Batwoman about something. Then the Divas’ music started to play but as Stareena and ButterRican walked down the ramp, both opposing teams rushed at them and assaulted the Champions with a double double-team. Having sufficiently softened up the Lipstick Lesbian Champions, Stareena and ButterRican were rolled into the ring. The bell rang and the assault continued. Cowgirl Jack and Bianca threw ButterRican over the top rope, and then delivered a double clothesline to Batwoman and Stareena, sending them crashing to the ring floor. PrincessElisa turned to her “allies” to ask what they’d just done, only to receive two kicks in the gut from the Anibabes. Bianca delivered three German suplexes to PrincessElisa, followed by Cowgirl Jack’s Flying Tree Frog Splash. A three-count later, and the Anibabes were crowned the new Lipstick Lesbian Tag Team Champions.

Madman: That was brilliant! The Anibabes outsmarted everyone!

Monroe: Truly an impressive display by the new Champions…