Live camera footage of The Liberal Conspiracy dressing room! The door has been broken down, and The Insane Liberal is lying on the floor, in a pool of his own blood!

Jim Jackson and whomod are just returning back to their dressing room, with their thedoctor-appointed bodyguard!



whomod: Great Heavens! Jim and I leave our manager alone for a few moments so we can check out motherjones.com, and look what happens! Our manager has been assaulted! Call thedoctor!

thedoctor: I'm here fellas! Good Lord! What happened to The Insane Liberal?!? It looks like...an animal...attacked him! Well, that does it! The Allied Powers lose by DQ!

whomod: YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Jim Jackson: I don't know, whomod. I don't want to win like this.

whomod: A win's a win! Just like Al Gore really beat W back in 2000, we really won this match. Too bad about our manager, though.

JLA and Howdy are walking through the corridors of The Cheesedome, unaware of thedoctor's announcement. thedoctor approaches them

thedoctor: There you are! Don't bother with entering the ring! I saw what happened to the Insane Liberal, and I warned you guys what would happen if there were any pre-match attacks! You two lose by DQ!

Anonymous bodyguard assigned to the Allies: Excuse me sir, but these two couldn't have done it. I've been monitoring their movements all day, and they didn't attack anyone.

thedoctor: Then how did this happen???

Howdy looks confused, while JLA is trying to hide a smirk

Bodyguard: I don't know, but it wasn't them.

thedoctor: Then it looks like we still have a match. JLA, I don't know what happened, but if you're involved, there will be Hell to pay!

JLA: Whatever. Just get those two punks in the ring. We got work to do. Oh, and doc, are you a football fan?

doc: What?

JLA: The BEARS are going to have a great season this year.

doc: What is that supposed to mean?

JLA: Oh...nothing. Excuse us...we have a match to win.

thedoctor runs over to the Liberal Conspiracy dressing room, and orders them into the ring. After a few moments, the Conspiracy agree.


Tag Team Division: Allied Powers (MisterJLA/Captain Howdy) vs. Liberal Conspiracy (Jim Jackson/whomod)

Both teams take the ring, and Howdy and whomod start off. At the sound of the bell, Howdy cuts loose with a vicious backhand to whomod's mouth! whomod is send flying to the canvas, and gets up and appears to be crying! whomod rushes over to his corner, and tags in a surprised Jim Jackson!

JJ can't believe that his partner wants to tag out that quickly! But JJ is in for a real surprise, when whomod runs out of the ring, and heads for the exit!

JJ pleads for his partner to come back, but it's too late: whomod is long gone! Howdy takes advantage of the confusion, and pulls Jim Jackson off the ring apron, and into the ring!

Howdy follows up with three brutal elbow drops, followed by some "mudhole stomping" in the Liberal Conspiracy corner!
Howdy pulls JJ up and Irish whips him into the ropes, going for a running clothesline.

JJ ducks it however, stops, pivots, and hit Howdy with a clothesline of this own! Howdy scrambles to his feet, and he
is greeted with another clothesline!

JJ backs Howdy into the corner, and cuts loose with three "Ric Flair" styled chops! JJ then hip tosses Howdy out of the corner, and connects with a knee drop to Howdy!

JJ follows up with various submission moves, trying to get Howdy to tap! Howdy brawls his way out each hold, and hits JJ with punches, kicks, and chops.

The two go back and forth for what seems like ages.

Howdy looks winded, though, and JJ hits Howdy with an double axe handle off the top rope!

Sensing that his partner is in trouble, JLA gets something from under the ring apron. He returns with...a bag of cheeseburgers?

JLA: Hey Jim, check this out!

JLA proceeds to take a bite out of numerous cheeseburgers, and then throws them to the floor! 49% of the crowd (dressed in blue) boo JLA, while 51% of the crowd who are clad in red cheer their hero.

JJ: You! You are offending my vegan brothers and sisters who are here tonight! Why can't you eat a soy burger? AND you are wasting food!

JLA's plan worked! Howdy gets he chance to recover, and then clips a distracted Jim Jackson. Howdy makes the tag, talks to special guest ref Meeko to distract her, while JLA connects with the Final Justice.



JLA makes the quick tag back into Howdy. The partners nod, and finish the match with The Allied Bombing



Howdy covers JJ.

1...2...3

The Allied Powers get their fourth win...but after the match, JLA looks into the camera, and holds up three fingers...what could that possibly mean?