Chicken legs would theoretically allow for the atmospheric anomalies that occur while in mid flight. Chicken legs would not stand much of a hypo-glyseemic chance when you factor in the atmospheric gasses though, the lack of flesh would most likely result in horrific burns leading to unrepensive ampuations
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
"Get off my lawn Cookie Beast!"
--Invader Zim
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