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Originally posted by Brian A. Ortiz:
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3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it,
because it'll never be quite the same again.


14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

28. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

34. One good turn gets most of the blankets.

39. Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.

41. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.

45. Never say no.

55. Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
#3 and #45 and you never know when you'll get it again.

#14 and #28 and #39 now you tell me.

#55 URG am allways up.