*The Camera shows the back of Johnny Evil. He's recognizable by his shirt, which has the word "Good" in a red circle with a line through it.*

JE: Oh the Humanity, Cowboy Jack and Dud Love. It doesn't matter which personality you come at me with. I'll be ready. You see, I'll do anything to win this match. Even if it means doing the unthinkable...

*He turns arouns, the front of the shirt says "I'm #4" and he's wearing a cheap, bright green mask. The shocked crowd cheers the return...of Notwedge"

Notwedge: We've formed an alliance. We hate each other. But we hate you guys more. Heck, I hate you more than I hate John Byrne. And that's a LOT.

*The camera moves in for a closeup as he puts on the hood of the Original Johnny Evil. He speaks with an electronically altered voice.*

OJE: There is nothing we won't do to destroy you. I will stoop to any level. Remember the mimes?

*Ariel joins him. He removes the masks and the "I'm #4" shirt, back to being the Bastardo Family's Johnny Evil.*

BFJE: We're coming for you Roly-Poly. Bring whoever you want with you, it won't matter. Tonight, the hardcore legend will fade into history.