*Loud eighties style guitar rock blares throughout the CheeseDome, as Jimmy Fart, Brother Fruity, and the Hogster himself make their way to the interview podium, where a familiar looking man in a rumpled tuxedo waits for them.

Ream Gene: "Hogster, tonight you've got an Icon matchup."

HHHogan: "Brother, let me tell your something, brother. The Hogster is a hundred and fifty two years old, and I'm still the champ, brother!"

Brother Fruity: "That's right, Hogster!"

Jimmy Fart: "You tell 'em, baby!"

HHHogan: "Brotherbrotherbrotherbrother. It's the Hogster's turn to talk. Let the Hogster speak. It's the Hogster's show, brother, it's all about the Hogster. I've got all the money. I've got all the power. I've got all the creative control clauses. And I've got Billionaire Vince in my back pocket, brother."

Ream Gene: "And these two guys in your front pockets!"

*Camera pulls back to show Brother Fruity and Jimmy Fart with their hands down the Hogster's pants. The Hogster tries to act surprised. Badly.

HHHogan: "Brother, it's not hot!"

Ream Gene, Brother Fruity, and Jimmy Fart:

HHHogan: "It doesn't matter, brother. Because tonight, the Hogster will prove once again that Hogamania is immortal, the legdrop is immortal, steroid use is immortal, backstabbing your friends is immortal. All the demandments of Hogamania, lying, backstabbing, steroids, and paying people off will live forever!

Brother, the Hogster's heard about this Grimm talking trash about him, brother. Well, brother, let me tell you something, brother. The Hogster remembers that Monday Shitro when Grimm and his buddies had the nerve to flip me off, brother. And brother, let me tell you something, brother. Tonight, Grimm's getting the legdrop and he's going to lay down for the Hogster one two three!

Because I am the icon, I built this business all by myself with no help from anybody, and I am the only icon ever, brother!"

Brother Fruity (hands still in the Hogster's pants): "That's right, Hogster!"

Jimmy Fart (hands also still in the Hogster's pants): "You tell 'em, baby!"

HHHogan: "Jimmy Fart, you little pipsqueak sissy, Brother Fruity, you little mental midget, it's time for you two to wash the Hogster's limo, and give the Hogster a blow job before his match tonight. Let's go."

*The Hogster's music cues up again as the trio leaves the interview podium.

Ream Gene: "Well, there you have it! It's the Icon match tonight at Invaded! Grimm versus the Hogster!"