*Backstage at the Cheesedome...*
Chesty Lerou: I'm standing backstage with Darth, who has agreed to conduct an interview outside the cellar this evening!
Cameraman: (mutters) Thank Gob!
Chesty: Darth, tonight you have agreed to face Mandy Shortone, of Worst Wrestling Ever!
Darth: Someone had to.
Chesty: You don't sound to enthusiastic about this match.
Darth: Mandy Shortone cannot stand up to the power, of the-
The Cock: Of the what? What can't Mandy Shortone, third generation superstar, and youngest WWE champion ever stand up to?
Chesty: I don't think-
The Cock: It doesn't matter what you think! Now why don't you face this direction and interview a real man, Mandy Shortone!
*Mandy Shortone steps around the corner.*
Mandy: Thanks, Cock! Let me explain what's going to happen tonight-
Darth: You will explain nothing. She was not talking to you.
Chesty: (beaming with confidence) That's right! I was talking to Darth!
The Cock: Know your role, and shut your mouth! You are an interviewer! Your role is to interview! Right now, you are going to interview the third generation superstar, not this cloaked joke!
Chesty: This cloaked joke is going to send you to the dark side!
The Cock: The dark side? He doesn't know what the dark side is! The Cock just showed Mandy the true dark side, and he liked it!
Mandy: That's right! The Cock has prepared me for you, Darth! I'm not afraid of you, or the dark side!
Darth: You know nothing of the true power-
The Cock: -of the dark side! Yeah, the Cock has heard enough of that. All the Cock has to say is this: Just bring it! If ya taaaaaaassssssssssstttttttttttteeeeeee, what the COCK is SUCKING!
*The Cock and Mandy Shortone walk off, leaving Chesty and Darth alone in the hall.*
Chesty: Do you have comments about that, Darth?
Darth: No one can stand up to the true power, of the dark side!
*Darth disappears into the shadows as Chesty is left trembling in her place.*
