*Camera dissolves to the Bond Brigade locker room,where we see Chris Oakley wearing an ECW 'One Night Stand' T-shirt.He holds a mic in one hand;the other is clutching 8 X 10 glossies of Pisstian and Gay Pharaoh.Huge pops from the crowd watching him on the Cheese-O-Tron as he begins to speak.*
Ladies and gentlemen,I won't take up much of your time....I just want to give you all a quick sneak preview of what's going to happen to Captain No-Charisma and his pet monkey in the cage match tonight.
*Without another word,Chris begins tearing the glossies to bits;the crowd erupts in a standing ovation as he methodically destroys them and spits on the remains.He then walks out into an adjacent hallway and dumps the shredded photos into a nearby trash can.*
To my fans:Thanks for cheering me on.To my fellow RDCW superstars:I've got your back.To our GM the Doctor and our CEO Rob Kamphausen:I'll make you glad you signed me to an RDCW contract.To Billionaire Vince....
*Hush falls over the crowd as they wait to hear what Chris has to say next.Camera zooms on Chris' right hand as he flips Vince the bird.*
...fuck you and your whole company.
*Another standing O from the crowd,and Chris heads to the ring as we fade to commercial.*
