Backstage Nowhereman bumps into Rob Van Dyke who is talking to Gey Misterho
RVD:"Dude!"
NM:"What?"
RVD:"Dude!"
NM:"Yeah,you already said that!"
RVD:"I totally did dude!"
NM:"So what else ya got to say?"
RVD:"Errr.....dude?"
NM:"Geez man,you been hittin the happy baccy to much!"
DVD:"Heh heh dude,I have seriously got the munchies!"
NM:"Yeah well theres a snack machine down the hall,dont go eating too much as I dont want you puking all over me during our match!"
RVD:"Dude,I am so there!"
RVD runs off
Nowhereman glances down at Gey Misterho
NM:"Shit,who's left their little kid unattended?"
Gey:"Yo homes,I am Gey Misterho & if you dont show me some respect I will 69 you!"
NM looks disgusted
NM:"Fuck that,I aint no Michael Jackson."
NM leaves rather abruptly
Gey:"Hey vato,I aint no kid.......why does everyone think I am a kid?"
RVD comes back,hands him a lollipop & pats him on the head
Gey:"Thanks pops!"