Backstage Nowhereman bumps into Rob Van Dyke who is talking to Gey Misterho

RVD:"Dude!"

NM:"What?"

RVD:"Dude!"

NM:"Yeah,you already said that!"

RVD:"I totally did dude!"

NM:"So what else ya got to say?"

RVD:"Errr.....dude?"

NM:"Geez man,you been hittin the happy baccy to much!"

DVD:"Heh heh dude,I have seriously got the munchies!"

NM:"Yeah well theres a snack machine down the hall,dont go eating too much as I dont want you puking all over me during our match!"

RVD:"Dude,I am so there!"

RVD runs off

Nowhereman glances down at Gey Misterho

NM:"Shit,who's left their little kid unattended?"

Gey:"Yo homes,I am Gey Misterho & if you dont show me some respect I will 69 you!"

NM looks disgusted

NM:"Fuck that,I aint no Michael Jackson."

NM leaves rather abruptly

Gey:"Hey vato,I aint no kid.......why does everyone think I am a kid?"

RVD comes back,hands him a lollipop & pats him on the head

Gey:"Thanks pops!"