<'Let's Get it Started' blares over the speakers but is quickly drowned out by the roar of the crowd as Captain Sammitch makes his way to the ring. Joe Mama tenses, but Sammitch holds up a hand and tosses his staff and another partially-concealed item aside before climbing the stairs and ducking under the top rope into the ring with a microphone.>
CS: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. <Pops from the crowd.> How's it goin', Joe? <Joe is completely unsure of what to expect.> Relax, man, we've been given a week off. This isn't about the Family and SD-6. I just thought I'd drop by the ring to wish you luck in your match tonight - along with all the other RDCW superstars who are here to show our guests what real wrestlers look like!
<Huge applause from the crowd.>
Marcum: What's this? Sammitch is actin' all chummy with Joe Mama! Something's gotta be wrong!
CS: No tricks, Joe. No gimmicks. I'm sure we'll all have plenty of time to kick each other's asses on Tuesday. Just be cool and put that whiny little bitch in his place.
Monroe: Captain Sammitch is clearly demonstrating solidarity with his RDCW colleagues, a solidarity that transcends even the biggest rivalry in the RDCW!
Marcum: I don't believe it! It's gotta be a trick!
CS: To all you fans out there, I just want to let you know that tonight, we of the RDCW are gonna give you, the greatest fans in the world, the biggest show you've seen in a long time! And a word of advice to a much littler show out there: You can't hit what you can't catch. Slow-ass jobber.
<The crowd erupts in applause as Captain Sammitch turns to leave.>
JM: Hey, Sammitch!
<Captain Sammitch turns.>
JM: Go get 'em.
<Sammitch nods, then reaches down to grab his staff and the other object, which turns out to be a Red Sox baseball cap. Sammitch dons the cap, turns, acknowledges Joe once more, then exits to the cheers of the crowd.>
Monroe: Who could have expected this? The bitterest of rivals, united under the banner of the RDCW! I hope the Worst Wrestling Ever knows what it's in for!
Edited because my original ending kinda sucked.
Last edited by Captain Sammitch; 2005-06-03 4:13 AM.
